Now let me first say that its not my kinda thing. However a few evenings back while strolling along the sea front I saw the cutest little Dwarf chick. She was walking by with her 6 foot tall boyfriend hand in hand. I was gob-smacked. Like she was actually really cute. She didn't have any of those weird Dwarf features, she just looked cute.

So it got me thinking about Dwarves. Has anyone any stories of Dwarf bedroom madness?