View Poll Results: Have you had sex with a Dwarf?

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  • Yes

    1 6.67%
  • No

    8 53.33%
  • I hate Dwarves, their freaks.

    0 0%
  • I've rode them all, Dwarves, Hobbits, Pygmies, Midgets and Leprechauns.

    6 40.00%
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Thread: Have you ever rode a Dwarf?

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    Default Have you ever rode a Dwarf?

    Now let me first say that its not my kinda thing. However a few evenings back while strolling along the sea front I saw the cutest little Dwarf chick. She was walking by with her 6 foot tall boyfriend hand in hand. I was gob-smacked. Like she was actually really cute. She didn't have any of those weird Dwarf features, she just looked cute.

    So it got me thinking about Dwarves. Has anyone any stories of Dwarf bedroom madness?

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    I’ve always found them to be a bit Grumpy, Dopey. Happy, Bashful……

    Ps

    Do Nigerian Dwarf’s count ? …(Sorry Ric, I know why you started this Poll, and good on you)…

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    Default ŕwwwwwwwwwwh yeahhhhhhhhh

    i would love to fuck a cute female dwarf. i had fantasy for years LOL has there ever been a dwarf escort.
    JUST LOOKING NOT BUYING

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    Talking Multi ethnic Dwarves!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    I’ve always found them to be a bit Grumpy, Dopey. Happy, Bashful……

    Ps

    Do Nigerian Dwarf’s count ? …(Sorry Ric, I know why you started this Poll, and good on you)…
    I suppose you could have Dwarves in every colour of the rainbow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RicFlair View Post
    I suppose you could have Dwarves in every colour of the rainbow.
    Maybe that’s where the connection between Rainbows and leprechaun’s came from , which leads me to a question…

    If you had three wishes, what would they be ?

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    Question 3 Wishes eh?

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Maybe that’s where the connection between Rainbows and leprechaun’s came from , which leads me to a question…

    If you had three wishes, what would they be ?
    Three wishes? Like the Genie from Aladin's lamp? That reminds me of this...

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    Default Little People.

    This is fuck'n nuts.

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    I rode a dwarf once. She told me to get off and walk like everyone else!

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    yep it was a few years ago i had sex with a very intelligent & as u describe cute dwarf girl
    her genitalia was the same as any other woman- a great ride!

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    Default Excellant!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    yep it was a few years ago i had sex with a very intelligent & as u describe cute dwarf girl
    her genitalia was the same as any other woman- a great ride!
    Excellant Experienced Punter, brilliant feedback.

    However I have just been informed that I have not included Smurfs or Knomes to the list of Dwarves, therefore clearly I am a Dwarf racist.

    I appologise completely, obviously I was unaware that I am a Dwarf racist. You cannot imagine how surprised and shocked I am about this. I can only speak about my limited experience of Dwarf racism from my own biggoted self. However I shall try to spread the word of little people throughout the world when and where possible.

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