Nice Arse

[Brenda Beauty Babe]

~~~ d*i*c*k*h*e*a*d ~~~

[Footlong]

you're a talented lassie!

[TheNads]

............. or is this board attracting more & more deviants ? Dickhead you are a sick puppy but I guess you have the right to disgust us all & make your requests.

Another question that crossed my mind - do all escorts understand it when they tick the "hardsports" box, as so many of them do. I doubt it.

I'd say you have a nice ring though Brenda,
ThjeNads.

[experienced punter]

this request by Dickhead may be more common than u think although I think hes acting the maggot about 'washing it down with pee'. A friend of mine was staying in a 3bed apartment with 2 girls one of which was a stunner, she did not show any romantic interest in him, when the girls went out the stunner made a shit & didn't flush the toilet, my friend starting putting his finger into her shit & eventually stripped & started smearing her poo all over his naked body. At least i got a good laugh out of it

[skyblue41]

this request by Dickhead may be more common than u think although I think hes acting the maggot about 'washing it down with pee'. A friend of mine was staying in a 3bed apartment with 2 girls one of which was a stunner, she did not show any romantic interest in him, when the girls went out the stunner made a shit & didn't flush the toilet, my friend starting putting his finger into her shit & eventually stripped & started smearing her poo all over his naked body. At least i got a good laugh out of it

Time to find a new friend!!! Does he find stunner's shit any better than the average girl's?

[Just_joe]

Impossible request anyway, women don't do 9" turds do they? .. they just do little rabbit shites?right?

[thehighwayman]

Dickhead should have called himself shithead if he wants an escort to shit in his mouth. It takes all sorts I suppose and people are into different things. But that is some strange shit. Especially experienced punters friend. I think some people worship a beautiful woman a bit too much and think even the shit that comes out of her is beautiful.

I think your right TheNads some girls just seem to tick the boxes without realising and have all the services on their profile when they don't do them all.

[Epsilon]

Looking for an escort with a nice arse, who will erotically girate that sexy arse and lower it down over my face and deposit a nice 9" turd into my mouth, then perhaps wash it down with some watersport.

Any offers? (only females need apply).

hey Dickhead this ones for you.
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