Greedy, Lazy Ass Escorts

[sashaeve]

To be honest ur transport system need a good improvement only few year now u have a good train from Dublin to Cork.

Ur bus stop need a improvement as well. Bus stop no space to wait in wet weather like Ireland, No name on Bus stop. No train relaying big cities and even the Luas only 2 lines and the lines do not meet.

I have travelling in Ireland for a good while now and really think they is a big room for big improvement

Sorry they are so many think to be said on Irish transport system.
Some may think if i am not happy i should go back to Paris but sorry when u are used to French transport sytem it is very hard to said Irish transport is good.

But thanksfully u are more happy nature than french.

[Punter John]

To be honest ur transport system need a good improvement only few year now u have a good train from Dublin to Cork.

Ur bus stop need a improvement as well. Bus stop no space to wait in wet weather like Ireland, No name on Bus stop. No train relaying big cities and even the Luas only 2 lines and the lines do not meet.

I have travelling in Ireland for a good while now and really think they is a big room for big improvement

Sorry they are so many think to be said on Irish transport system.
Some may think if i am not happy i should go back to Paris but sorry when u are used to French transport sytem it is very hard to said Irish transport is good.

But thanksfully u are more happy nature than french.

Transportation is shit. Health Service is fucked. The economy is fucked. Pretty much anywhere this government could fuck up, they have fucked up.

[mysterious Diana]

High Diana…

On the subject of outcalls, I live way way way off the beaten track, but I just noticed that on your signatureyou are in Cork and then travelling to Waterford, if you are not flying but travelling by road then that at one point you pass almost right by my humble abode, any chance of an outcall? I can send the pony and trap to pick you up, solve a mystery or two and be on your way, what say oh puzzling Princess.? fancy a stop over en route, refreshments, shower, chat.

(Minus the Highwayman this time, he’s cramping my style)

well well to late My Lord..I am here already..shame i havent read it before...but you know if you send me a cariage with couple of donkeys escorted by lets say 2 or 3 sheeps and you in person of course than I may have a quick think abouth it...
kiss

Cinderella
(ps: lets see whats in the nuts)

[Quarterpoundher]

well well to late My Lord..I am here already..shame i havent read it before...but you know if you send me a cariage with couple of donkeys escorted by lets say 2 or 3 sheeps and you in person of course than I may have a quick think abouth it...
kiss

Cinderella
(ps: lets see whats in the nuts)

The Carriage and Donkeys I can do. But I’m afraid the Sheep are…….how shall I say ……”otherwise engaged”.

Hey if ye fine forms of female frivolity won’t venture beyond the city lights, then the lads down at the GAA pitch have to unwind after a match somehow, they’ll just have to make do with the woolly wonders, they NEVER overcharge, their pictures are ALWAYS accurate, the sheep dip is optional and their OWO isn’t half BAAAAAAAAAAD…


Cinderella, Cinderella, you shall to the ball
beware that glass slipper, do not go and fall
your carriage awaits, tis gleaming and gold
be back before midnight, and be not too bold
ignore your old sisters, they envy your luck
now hop on Prince Charming, and give a good f**k.

PS

I’ll catch ya on the way back maybe…you can try on the slipper…

[mysterious Diana]

The Carriage and Donkeys I can do. But I’m afraid the Sheep are…….how shall I say ……”otherwise engaged”.

Hey if ye fine forms of female frivolity won’t venture beyond the city lights, then the lads down at the GAA pitch have to unwind after a match somehow, they’ll just have to make do with the woolly wonders, they NEVER overcharge, their pictures are ALWAYS accurate, the sheep dip is optional and their OWO isn’t half BAAAAAAAAAAD…


Cinderella, Cinderella, you shall to the ball
beware that glass slipper, do not go and fall
your carriage awaits, tis gleaming and gold
be back before midnight, and be not too bold
ignore your old sisters, they envy your luck
now hop on Prince Charming, and give a good f**k.

PS

I’ll catch ya on the way back maybe…you can try on the slipper…

Well must say you know how to cheer me up

[Quarterpoundher]

Well must say you know how to cheer me up

Oh I can do more then cheer you up my sanguine Slavic seductress, I’ll have you laughing ALL the way to the bank…

On your way back, if you see my Ass tied to a tree by the side of the road, just hop on, give it a little smack, (or a squeeze) it’ll find it’s own way home.

Oh and that Red dress is a must…

What’s in a name?

D for Delectable
I for Intelligent
A for Animalistic
N for Nice
A for Amazing

Slipper is at the ready, but be here well before midnight, or I’ll be left with the ugly sister's.