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    Default Would you bang a pensioner ?

    Sorry about the title I just wanna grab your attention.

    A Question for all here -Taking into account that the age of consent is 17 and addressing both escorts and punters I would like to know whats the oldest /youngest client/girl you would be willing to see.

    Are there any 90 yr old Lotharios out there ?

    Are there any punters who wouldn't touch anything less than 21 ? or older than 25 etc.

    I was going to also ask about size but thats another thread altogether....isn't it ?

    Why am I asking ? Well.. I suppose I'm planning my 100th B'day a little early.


    Personally, as long as its legal and regardless of size I probably would.

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    Default Cute title!

    The oldest for me was 74, and the youngest was 18! I tend not to like the younger clients, I have nephews, cousins that are that age, and I just feel funny with anything under 25.
    When I worked in Amsterdam, I would check IDs, if I suspected they were under age.

    I have had a 15 year old call me one time from a land line, I scared the living shit out of him! I threatened to call back when his mother and father were home, and threatened to tell them completely what he was up to. I think he shat his pants. I never called, of course. But he stopped calling me though.

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    Ronnie Wood still has a chance then.

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    Well, I've always said I wouldn't kick Harrison Ford out of bed and he's now 66...

    And normally I wouldn't go up to 77, but Sean Connery could jump in anytime so long as he promised to talk dirty to me in that lovely accent of his all the way through...

    And hey, you haven't lived until you've spent a night with Clint Eastwood (78)

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    Default hi

    About old man and young-one time ring me one man and tell me u come in my house i colect u,i am say ok.When i was in front of him house tell me my younger son live with me but is not problem,after young lad 15 years old look at me and was very happy and i don't understand why.Come father of young lad and say i bring for my son,my son choise from internet.Young lad want domination.
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    Default But what would they be saying???

    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Well, I've always said I wouldn't kick Harrison Ford out of bed and he's now 66...

    And normally I wouldn't go up to 77, but Sean Connery could jump in anytime so long as he promised to talk dirty to me in that lovely accent of his all the way through...

    And hey, you haven't lived until you've spent a night with Clint Eastwood (78)

    Pat x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Well, I've always said I wouldn't kick Harrison Ford out of bed and he's now 66...

    And normally I wouldn't go up to 77, but Sean Connery could jump in anytime so long as he promised to talk dirty to me in that lovely accent of his all the way through...

    And hey, you haven't lived until you've spent a night with Clint Eastwood (78)

    Pat x
    Pat I would have to agree with you on Clint, he can 'go ahead and make my day' any ole time!
    Sean, I would love to be his Moneypenny.
    I would love to swing from vines, and slide down a mud hills with Harrison.
    Oh and allow me to add Robert Redford! YUMMY, YUMMY!

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    Would you bang a pensioner ?

    NO but i would bang his wife

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    There are a few retired escorts I wouldn't mind a quick snog with. Do they count as pensioners?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    The oldest for me was 74, and the youngest was 18! I tend not to like the younger clients, I have nephews, cousins that are that age, and I just feel funny with anything under 25.
    When I worked in Amsterdam, I would check IDs, if I suspected they were under age.

    I have had a 15 year old call me one time from a land line, I scared the living shit out of him! I threatened to call back when his mother and father were home, and threatened to tell them completely what he was up to. I think he shat his pants. I never called, of course. But he stopped calling me though.
    How would you like that record broken?
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