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    Are there any escorts out there who provide hardsports and are good at it? I have wanted to experience it for a while now, but I'm nervous about asking and I get the impression that most girls wouldn't even think about doing this, even when it's on their profile. Am I wrong? Replies from willing escorts would be most welcome.

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    Default Loaf pinching

    Hey Brenda, where are you ? This has been up nearly 10 mins & you've not made this scatty fella feel like a deviant with one of your humourous putdowns.

    You are a deviant langer though !
    TheNads.

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    Default My shortest post ever…

    OMG!!! times infinity...

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    Default jaysus!!

    those durty cork feckers. one question: are you the pooer are the pooee??

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    Default For the love of ...

    What is it that could possibly get you off by being crapped on ? What do you look for , a nice shiny , pointed at both ends turd on your belly ? Or something more sinister in the form of a watery , scuttery plop ? Please feel free to amuse us by answering !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rimmerguy View Post
    What is it that could possibly get you off by being crapped on ? What do you look for , a nice shiny , pointed at both ends turd on your belly ? Or something more sinister in the form of a watery , scuttery plop ? Please feel free to amuse us by answering !!!
    Garda raid during hardsports then ud really be in the s**t

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    Quote Originally Posted by corkman79 View Post
    Are there any escorts out there who provide hardsports and are good at it? I have wanted to experience it for a while now, but I'm nervous about asking and I get the impression that most girls wouldn't even think about doing this, even when it's on their profile. Am I wrong? Replies from willing escorts would be most welcome.
    FFS !

    Again this shit ??

    U can shit to ur mouth by ur self...
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    Okay, I'll try to answer all the above questions:

    wonderbouy - I like to be the pooee, i.e. the lady poos on me!

    rimmerguy - I'm new to this so I'm not even sure whether I would like it or not. The idea certainly turns me on. It's probably linked to my love of being dominated. Maybe I will only try it once, find it disgusting and never try it again, but, like I said, the idea excites me.

    ber - nice one, like it!

    brenda - wtf?

    To everyone else who's wondering what kind of a perverted sicko I must be, it's just a fetish. I'm sure many people reading this message have a fetish or two and other people just don't understand how this fetish can turn them on. As I said above, the idea of hardsports excites me, probably because it can be used as a type of domination, but I may or may not like the reality. I just want to try it. Most of you probably think I'm a disgusting, sick pervert. I suppose I am, but there you are . . .

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    I was just sick in my mouth there.......Ya know the kind that comes up so fast and then goes back down again before you even know what happened leaving a burning sensation in your throat....yeah that kind!

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    Default previous posts

    just read some of your previous posts.

    did you have any takers for the horse riding?

    or the farting in the face?? i suppose thats how one moves onto hardsports in the first place

    personally i have no problem with what you ask. 2 consenting adults, no one getting hurt and all that. i find it really amusing that some people are actually gagging reading this post. bless them the little angels!!

    so best of luck with everything







    ya durty cork fecker



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