Are there any escorts out there who provide hardsports and are good at it? I have wanted to experience it for a while now, but I'm nervous about asking and I get the impression that most girls wouldn't even think about doing this, even when it's on their profile. Am I wrong? Replies from willing escorts would be most welcome.
Hey Brenda, where are you ? This has been up nearly 10 mins & you've not made this scatty fella feel like a deviant with one of your humourous putdowns.
You are a deviant langer though !
My shortest post ever…
OMG!!! times infinity...
those durty cork feckers. one question: are you the pooer are the pooee??
For the love of ...
What is it that could possibly get you off by being crapped on ? What do you look for , a nice shiny , pointed at both ends turd on your belly ? Or something more sinister in the form of a watery , scuttery plop ? Please feel free to amuse us by answering !!!
Garda raid during hardsports then ud really be in the s**t
Originally Posted by rimmerguy
Okay, I'll try to answer all the above questions:
wonderbouy - I like to be the pooee, i.e. the lady poos on me!
rimmerguy - I'm new to this so I'm not even sure whether I would like it or not. The idea certainly turns me on. It's probably linked to my love of being dominated. Maybe I will only try it once, find it disgusting and never try it again, but, like I said, the idea excites me.
ber - nice one, like it!
brenda - wtf?
To everyone else who's wondering what kind of a perverted sicko I must be, it's just a fetish. I'm sure many people reading this message have a fetish or two and other people just don't understand how this fetish can turn them on. As I said above, the idea of hardsports excites me, probably because it can be used as a type of domination, but I may or may not like the reality. I just want to try it. Most of you probably think I'm a disgusting, sick pervert. I suppose I am, but there you are . . .
I was just sick in my mouth there.......Ya know the kind that comes up so fast and then goes back down again before you even know what happened leaving a burning sensation in your throat....yeah that kind!
just read some of your previous posts.
did you have any takers for the horse riding?
or the farting in the face?? i suppose thats how one moves onto hardsports in the first place
personally i have no problem with what you ask. 2 consenting adults, no one getting hurt and all that. i find it really amusing that some people are actually gagging reading this post. bless them the little angels!!
so best of luck with everything
ya durty cork fecker