Best Punt/Appointment

[sexy naomi]

my best punt?Thats easy.It was blue one about 5 ft long and three feet wide.I fell out of it only twie as opposed to about 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times out of my home (self) made one (which ultimatly sank surprise surprise) So there ,my best punt.My best appointment would prob be the one when the dentist didnt actually have anyone before.

See in and out like a virgin on his playboy,
Westside.

I have been missing you so much

[Quarterpoundher]

I always knew you were full of hot air, now we know exactly how much, even down to the ounce, I think you were responsible for a whole Iceberg melting there. If your house is gas heated and you can somehow tap into your own corrib field (I’m too much of a gentleman to explain exactly how ) you could be carbon neutral in no time, maybe even export to the national grid, where's there's wind there's money.

[westside]

I always knew you were full of hot air, now we know exactly how much, even down to the ounce, I think you were responsible for a whole Iceberg melting there. If your house is gas heated and you can somehow tap into your own corrib field (I’m too much of a gentleman to explain exactly how ) you could be carbon neutral in no time, maybe even export to the national grid, where's there's wind there's money.

when i die im going to donate my asshole to science so they can use it for renewable energy sources.

You needs an asshole anyway,
Westside.

[westside]

I have been missing you so much

I see you saw Blondie.Very nice Sexy.She is v good.It reminds me of my worst musical experience.Garth Brookes at the Point.Now i really dont mind most things but when a gf tells me i have to go and see that assclown ,god.Anyway Martina McBride was first up,who to my surprise was quite good.Hey West, maybe it will get better.Well half hour later in front of thousands of screaming fans Garth comes up on the stage.Seriously i wanted to go for that cunt from the word go.Fans were pushing ,screaming, roaring, my gf was crying (so was i but for the opposite reason).We were right up in front of the stage.The gf tried to touch him but couldnt quite get to him.I grabbed him by the leg just out of desperation in a failed bid to try and get the prick to shut the hell up.God how i restrained myself.I prayed for a powercut or earthquake or fire or something.O left the show feeling a shadow of my former self and your one telling me the whole way into O Connell st of how great Garth is?Garth?What about me??? Jesus girl what about me,look at me, im fried.Fuck it if i ever meet Garth matter will be done there and then.

My best experience ,well two of the was talking and drinking with Slayer backstage in cork last summer,my bro knows them and had passes.Also Big Country in Cork ,actually in The Globe i think it was called.Myself and two buddies left straight away after the concert and ended up yapping to them for about five mins down a laneway.

So Sexy Galway races.God knows what your buying in Galway.A herd of buffalo or something.Anyway im off.

Im on a fuckin diet,
Westside.

[Quarterpoundher]

WE NEED YOUR ASS NOW DAMN IT, YOUR OUR ONLY HOPE!!!

Coal, Oil - on last legs
Nuclear - to risky
Solar, In Ireland? - Yeah right
Westside’s bowels - Inexhaustible

E-I, Working for all our Futures.

[experienced punter]

Stick with the original Question boys

[Quarterpoundher]

Stick with the original Question boys

Humble apologies EP, I’ll stay on track……….My first Punt?………that would have been 1980 in a Hay shed with my neighbors Wife when I was 7………


That got your attention. She paid me 1 punt for about 3 days work bringing in bales of hay one at a time in a wheelbarrow, oh what fun, the summers just flew by. Ye think punting is expensive, try paying for it with a job that pays 2 old punts a week, that wouldn’t get you a smile today I’d say.

[experienced punter]

Humble apologies EP, I’ll stay on track……….My first Punt?………that would have been 1980 in a Hay shed with my neighbors Wife when I was 7………


That got your attention. She paid me 1 punt for about 3 days work bringing in bales of hay one at a time in a wheelbarrow, oh what fun, the summers just flew by. Ye think punting is expensive, try paying for it with a job that pays 2 old punts a week, that wouldn’t get you a smile today I’d say.

Now your talking QPH now your talking! more more!

[Quarterpoundher]

Now your talking QPH now your talking! more more!

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm there EP …I should add she was in her 70s at the time, but I did alright out of it as she left me a couple of acres in her will, so it actually worked out at about a couple off hundred a bale in the long run, not bad for a seven year old. The QP plans ahead lads……way way ahead…

[bigpaws]

Borrowing from the Mysterious Diana's idea.
What was your best Punt/Appointment ever?

I have had many for different reasons. I have had truly funny ones, a great deal in Ireland. Irish Men are some funny creatures.
I have had appointment where I have been flown around the globe and vacations, but my best punt ever was just here in Ireland. I was finally able to live up to my job description, in that I was paid for my time, and nothing else. I kid you not, I was paid to sit around all day and hang out, eating, reading, napping on the couch, sending sms's to my friends. Absolutely amazing!

My first punt was terrible, my second was just ok and my third (which I intended to be my last after being disappointed twice already!!) was the best punt I'd ever had!!!!

It was a stunningly gorgeous girl from Einhoven in Holland aged 26/27 (I was barely 18!!) and she taught me that escorts can be so much more than just sex with a beautiful stranger (which can be good enough at times) .............. I realised after meeting her that there are escorts who can also be funny, intelligent, chatty, pleasant to be around as well as being drop-dead sexy!!!

I remember her saying to me (an innocent 18 year old boy in her eyes ....... I was far from that!! :-) that "not all escorts are as nice as me, you should make me your last escort ever so you don't have any bad experiences" ............ I didn't listen to her obviously but I'll be damned if she wasn't right!!!

I often wonder about her and I hope that she too left escorting without having any bad experiences ............... I hope she's happy wherever she is and whatever she's doing.

Paws