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    Default Trading Place’s...

    If you’re a Client and could be re-incarnated and swap places with any Escort for a day, who would you be.

    And likewise to an Escort, what Client would you like to spend the day as…

    And on a wider note, who would you like to be re-incarnated as for one day, either fictional or Historical.

    Pick as many as you want, but lads keep the Hugh Heffner ones to a minimum.

    I’d be Osama Bin Laden (very briefly) just for the craic, and see what he gets up to on a “normal” day, I probably wouldn’t last five minutes as I’d end up leaving my GPS in full view during my live podcast to the world.

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    Default Nice one!!

    But seriously, we need to do something about the pics on this site LOL

    Well it would have to a Hetrosexual Enk, that way Brenda Beauty would have to pay me to fuck her

    Louis Armstrong just to be able to sing "What a wonderful Day"

    James T Kirk, gets the girl's and gets to travel the universe!!

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    Default hmm..

    ok thats a taf one..i would like to be..ehm...bigpaws..and dont ask me why...
    and a person in the history..well Casanova for sure coz that guy knowed how to enjoy the life

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon163 View Post
    But seriously, we need to do something about the pics on this site LOL

    Well it would have to a Hetrosexual Enk, that way Brenda Beauty would have to pay me to fuck her

    Louis Armstrong just to be able to sing "What a wonderful Day"

    James T Kirk, gets the girl's and gets to travel the universe!!
    Jesus Anon, I do as you ask, and you drag that cloud over here…

    You mean Enk is NOT Heterosexual, NO WAY, GET THE F**K OUTA HERE [Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop]

    James T Kirk ? Nah I’d be Picard, no time wasted on the hair, its straight to ten forward for a cuppa Earl Grey for a bit of Whoppi Goldberg (The Escort of the same name)

    I’d love to be Eisenhower on the morning of D-Day and give the go on the whole thing.

    Or be Einstein when he discovered E=MC squared and just keep it to myself.

    Or be Tutankhamun and insist on a modest enough funeral.

    Or meet the man who discovered that you can boil a Chicken egg and ask him just what in the world he was trying to do when he discovered it.

    Diana,

    I think all of us would like to be a little like Paws, straight out with it (oh and his frankness as well )

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    QP, have you been watching back to back "Carry on" films ???
    "straight out with it!"

    oh good question btw

    lets see serious or irrelevant reply???

    Irrelevant I think.

    Escort - mmmm tough call between Violette or Brenda - both seem very funny, very capable people with great bodies, so that would keep me amused for a while, as would trying on all their shoes (Did I say that out loud?)

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    Default OHHHHHH MATRON....It does'nt go THERE!!!...

    Quote Originally Posted by roryman View Post
    QP, have you been watching back to back "Carry on" films ???
    "straight out with it!"

    oh good question btw

    lets see serious or irrelevant reply???

    Irrelevant I think.

    Escort - mmmm tough call between Violette or Brenda - both seem very funny, very capable people with great bodies, so that would keep me amused for a while, as would trying on all their shoes (Did I say that out loud?)

    Ceaser…that’s another one

    Infamy…Infamy…. They’ve all got in in for me….


    Oh and YES you did btw…

    Re: Shoes, I think the old chestnut of your paying for…yadda yadda, and whatever develops is between consenting adults applies here Rory, but I love to read your review on it…

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    Talking Diana

    Quote Originally Posted by mysterious Diana View Post
    ok thats a taf one..i would like to be..ehm...bigpaws..and dont ask me why...
    and a person in the history..well Casanova for sure coz that guy knowed how to enjoy the life
    Well if you were me Diana then I'd have to be you .............. then I would have to use your body to fuck ........ me!!!

    So I would be fucking myself .............. which is what a lot of people have told me to do on here anyway!!!!

    Paws
    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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    Default I think were getting into time continuum issues here….Marty, fire up the Delorean…

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    So I would be fucking myself .............. which is what a lot of people have told me to do on here anyway!!!!

    Paws
    Karma’s a bitch Paws, ain’t it, and not the wife type bitch either… but a REAL bitch...

    But who’d be whose ying to the others yang (if you follow my ting kang)

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    Let's see.....
    I would be Ghengis Khan. 1 out of every 200 Chinese is related to the man!
    Lucrezia Borgia is another one of my favorites. Powerful woman
    Madame Curie, simply intelligent female
    Betty Gable, serious curves before blondes took over.
    Marquis de Sade, for obvious reasons

    RETURNING TO THE EMERALD ISLE SHORTLY
    ❤❤❤❤

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    Well if you were me Diana then I'd have to be you .............. then I would have to use your body to fuck ........ me!!!

    So I would be fucking myself .............. which is what a lot of people have told me to do on here anyway!!!!

    Paws
    well my plan was to steal your body and visite Brenda
    but......
    this sound interesting as well..so you will be fucking your self and i will be fucking my self...and finaly i would know what to answer to the guys when they are asking "are you a good fuck?" or " do you give a good head?"

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