Fall in love with your Escort.

[Dirty Harry]

LOL Quite pointless i would imagine


Imagine going to the parents for dinner,

Mother: "So how did you 2 meet?" "

Son: "Well in a hotel room after calling a number on a website with semi-naked pics of an attractive exotic woman with a list of services and prices below her shapely toned booty"

Mother: Oh how wonderful a story that is! all while his escort girlfriend cringes and has lightened up like a vibrant tomato-red beacon

Dont know about everyone else but i'm a terrible liar like most people i'd know..

Coundnt see that working, every time you shag her, you'd wonder how many old ugly men had shot inside her before, 100, 500, 1000, 2000 and lets just says the pleasurable sensation generated by elasticity/tightness would have well and truly have faded away. Imagine if kids came along, G


For lack of a more accurate ending:



YUCK!


Would be a rarity if that worked out

MR beckham your discusting so you are you should get out of here

[mrbeckham]

I must strenousely disagree mr harry

How on earth does my last post portray me as "disgusting"? I speak the truth, granted its not ideal but it gets the point across

Please do enlighten me


Do enjoy the weekend chap!

[Dirty Harry]

message for mr beckham if an escort and a client fall in love or if an escort falls in love with a guy that she meets and he knew her back ground if its true love and they both decide to have a relationship and leave the past behind whats wrong if that works ?/?yes it maybe rare that it might work but you are being a chauvinist p*g about this try and change your attatude have a nice weekend too

[JAMESCORK]

Falling in love with an Escort is easy to do but usually futile. Having a relationship with one, knowing the boundaries, in my opinion is fine. When I say relationship I mean sharing time outside of her work, like having a meal, going for a drink or just staying at home watching TV. This can easily happen and I have a few that I do this with – but to fall in love is stupid. As I see it most girls are busiest during the day and come 6pm close up shop for the day. At this time they can get lonely and bored so the company of someone else is welcomed. Sometimes the knowledge that a friend is close by when staying in a strange country/town can be reassuring. They may return certain affections and send ‘love’ messages during the day but lets not get carried away here lads its still a game. So long as you know the rules, play away but forget about trying to make her love you. There is only one person usually that will get hurt and that’s you.

Now I do accept that there are occasions that your Escort does fall in love with you and if so, you better be prepared for what you may want to happen next. I would personally try to avoid this situation as it can only be awkward for everyone involved.