Cool it everybody !!!!

[Alec Horan]

Take it easy everyone.

So someone pissed you off with their post. SO WHAT ! Its no big deal let it slide. SHIT HAPPENS !

You think the girls are ripping you off. Dont complain, just dont go. Posting will make no difference.

You got a rant ? You want to tell the world ? Take 5 is it really that bad, maybe you should just forget it.

Things aint THAT bad, of course they aint perfect either, but do you have any right to expect them to be ? Huh ?

''Stressed out ? Get a Blow Job.''
Thats gonna be on my gravestone.

Everyone take a chill pill, NOW !

PS WUM's are a dime a dozen on Internet forums
(Wind Up Merchants, of course)

Anyway, Happy New Year

PPS. Anyone know how to get a pineapple cone out of someones ass ? Is it Pull, Push or twist ?

[kieree]

Its cool and the gang baby

[Quarterpoundher]

RE: cool as quarterpounders hooker phone

Its only cool cause you sum bitches keep ringing with withheld numbers...

THE STUDBUD WILL NOT ANSWER WITHHELD NUMBERS OR TEXTS, COMPRENDE

Q Beauty Bastard

Ps

You forgot Coolio :P

[Jim Duggan]

RE: cool as quarterpounders hooker phone

Its only cool cause you sum bitches keep ringing with withheld numbers...

THE STUDBUD WILL NOT ANSWER WITHHELD NUMBERS OR TEXTS, COMPRENDE

Q Beauty Bastard

Ps

You forgot Coolio :P

What are your rates? Do you provide CIM?

[Brenda Beauty Babe]

I'm pretty cool like a Coolio santa2

[Violette]

Thanks for the cool thread, tempers around here are starting to fray. As for the coolometer, i am some where between Frosty and Floating. <Sigh>

[experienced punter]

yes Violette I agree tempers are a bit frayed around here lately, time for a Group hug
adult-

[Quarterpoundher]

What are your rates? Do you provide CIM?

For You Jim……why the hell not…..But I am a biter and I’m Vitamin C intolerant. IE I’m a spitter

Rates are Industry norm, (But leaning to the Greedy side) Services are dependent on how you present yourself on arrival at my funny farm, IE the ball bag better be shining boys.

Favorites

PSE (Please Stop Ejaculating)
GFE (Gets Frisky Easily)
BBW (Blowjob Barely Works)
BDSM (Be Discrete, Stop Messing)
FISTING (With the size of my hands, YYYYEEEEOOOOWWWWCCCCHHHH, but I’ll have a go)
LAP DANCING (Has to be seen to be believed)
OUTCALL (Dependent on if the Massey Ferguson will start of a cold morning, and the price of diesel)

Not included

CIM You can try but (Castration Is Miserable)
OWO (not for all the pussy in paradise)
AWO (likewise, tailboard is up and locked)

[bigpaws]

Take it easy everyone.

So someone pissed you off with their post. SO WHAT ! Its no big deal let it slide. SHIT HAPPENS !

You think the girls are ripping you off. Dont complain, just dont go. Posting will make no difference.

You got a rant ? You want to tell the world ? Take 5 is it really that bad, maybe you should just forget it.

Things aint THAT bad, of course they aint perfect either, but do you have any right to expect them to be ? Huh ?

''Stressed out ? Get a Blow Job.''
Thats gonna be on my gravestone.

Everyone take a chill pill, NOW !

PS WUM's are a dime a dozen on Internet forums
(Wind Up Merchants, of course)

Anyway, Happy New Year

PPS. Anyone know how to get a pineapple cone out of someones ass ? Is it Pull, Push or twist ?

So what's the point in having this forum then if all we should contribute are positive comments???
I think I'll just keep it real ............. if things are cool I'll say so and if they ain't then I'll be saying that too!!

I feel relaxed today ............... but I'm sure some idiot on here or some terrible escort or a bad decision by Patricia will change that in the not too distant future!!! I hope I'm wrong ................

Paws

ps Maybe you should all start singing "We Are The World" while I keep an eye for the nasty little things that pop up in this business from time to time???