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    Default S+M Relief ........

    .... or just a little light relief to brighten up all our working days !!!!

    Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.

    After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

    The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'

    The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my fiancÚ got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only screwed all night, he wants to move forward our wedding date!

    The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at their Grans. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?''


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    Default heard that joke be4

    and its not funny atall. maybe if it was a sketch on some silly tv show but not as a spoken joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by marijuana View Post
    and its not funny atall. maybe if it was a sketch on some silly tv show but not as a spoken joke

    It was a damn sight funnier then your post!!!!!

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    Cheers Robin ... oops I mean Epsilon ...

    Thanks for backing me up on that one !

    I thought it was funny too and then mean ol' Marijuana came on and upset me so much I thought was gonna cry all over my lovely shiny latex suit

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    Take another few puffs Marijuana, you might find it funny then.

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    Ha Ha, I heard it years ago and had completely forgotten it, Thanks still smiling, love those jokes that work their way into your head, the more you think about the situation the funnier LOL

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    ill have to get out the giant size bong and extra strong smoke to make that 1 funny

    Mr. a- whats the differance between a post box and an elephants arse

    Mr. b- i dont know

    Mr.a- im never getting you to post my letters!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBojangles View Post
    he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?''

    Hm, thats's why I don't want to be married.....

    Sorry Paws, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenda Beauty Bitch View Post
    Hm, thats's why I don't want to be married.....

    Sorry Paws, lol
    Too late Brenda .............. you should have thought about that before you said "I do"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Paws
    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    Too late Brenda .............. you should have thought about that before you said "I do"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Paws
    .........thought about that before I said: ''Yes''
    But U married my pussy only, not me yet, lol

    love3love3love3love3
    Last edited by Brenda Beauty Babe; 26-07-08 at 00:04.

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