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  1. #1
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    Default free fuck

    ok.. i have decided that ill fuck 1 lucky escort for free. the first female escort to reply to this gets a free fuck.

  2. #2
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    Default Oh so you’ve “decided”

    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I’m pretty sure that that’s not how it works around here, its more, no Pay no Lay.

    Given the length of time since you offered your services, I think the expression “you get nothing for nothing in this life” applies here marijuana, maybe it’s the smoke from all the funny fags is making it hard for ALL those Escorts to find you and give it up for nothing.

    Break open the piggy bank and try again.

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    Default Congrats QP

    Congrats QP! you were the first to reply = hope you have some vaselne

    I know he said female and escort, but you can be a bit of a woman at times

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    Default Whoops!!!…and Ouch!!! (Not necessarily in that order)

    Quote Originally Posted by roryman View Post
    Congrats QP! you were the first to reply = hope you have some vaselne

    I know he said female and escort, but you can be a bit of a woman at times

    Very good Rory, I like that…He might just have to make do with the ole Studbud, but I sure as hell ain’t free…

    YouTube - chaka khan - i'm every woman

    What do ya say Marijuana ? doujuana do some smoke smokin' of a different kind ? You know what they say, any port in a storm

    Ps

    I take the second half as a real compliment, the world would be far the fairer….

    (Minus the Vaseline of course )

  5. #5

    Thumbs up Pop that cherry bud!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Very good Rory, I like that…He might just have to make do with the ole Studbud, but I sure as hell ain’t free…

    YouTube - chaka khan - i'm every woman

    What do ya say Marijuana ? doujuana do some smoke smokin' of a different kind ? You know what they say, any port in a storm

    Ps

    I take the second half as a real compliment, the world would be far the fairer….

    (Minus the Vaseline of course )
    So your finally going to pop that escort cherry!

    I hope he takes real good care of you darling QPH and doesn't plundge his member in too deep.

    Enjoy it!

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    Default Anyone wanna see my John Wayne walking Impression ?...

    Who’d have thunk it, all these gorgeous Woman, and who do I end up with?……..Mari F**kin’ jauna, that’s who.

    If I didn’t have bad luck, I’d have no luck at all, ah well, out with the lucozade top I suppose and start working on my reviews. My Avatar pic is verified, as that’s the expression I’d have at the time I suspect.

    Can I borrow the bat, Jim, it won’t get a scratch, I promise…

    Qph has got only one thing to say to you...Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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