Do NOT

[mailman]

i can just imagine how that conversation would go.

"hi ma, i'd like you to meet my new girlfriend, brenda beauty bitch - thats not her real name by the way. its kind of like a stage name for her job. What does she do?? well thats a very interesting question, ma, and im glad you asked...................................."

An air hostess? Thats what i thought she was doing anyway

"Strap me in, there is some turbulence ahead, it going to be a bumpy ride"