I've notice that membership numbers have been increasing by double digit numbers on a daily basis recently. At this rate the 10,000 mark could be reached within 12 months or so.

I would therefore suggest, that as a marking exercise, Patricia could offer an all-night free punt (up to an agreed maximum value) to the lucky 10,000th member, assuming of course that the 10,000th member is a punter and not an escort. If Patricia does not want to be seen to be promoting prostitution, then she could always come out of retirement for the day and give the lucky winner his/her prize personally.

Who knows, maybe one of the boys or girls in blue could end up being the winner. After spending so much time sitting in cars outside apartments, I'm sure that they could do with a bit of R & R and a good massage.