its just a rip off

[macks]

on reading the escort reviews lately i see where a lot of you claim not to be getting the services advertised by the escorts, lads its time to stand up for yourselves, id a service is advertised then you are entitled to get it at no extra cost, and if the escort says she does not provide it the ask for your money back, its false advertising, we wouldnt accept it ina shop so why do we put up with it here, its a total rip off

[Taylor of Manchester]

The girls doesn't provide the service because.....

He wants a GFE - He tastes of 20 B&H and last nights 8 pints

He wants rimming - His backside is none too clean

OWO - Knob cheese

Anal - Cock circumference of coke can (yes, they do exist)

Reverse Oral - He uses his teeth instead of tongue

etc etc



Instead of banging on about being 'ripped-off' why not step back a little and ask yourself the reason WHY? she wont provide a service.

If it is a blanket refusal then yes - fair enough, but if in a FR she has provided the service to a fellow punter and wont to you - ask why..............

T
xxx

[Quarterpoundher]

The girls doesn't provide the service because.....

He wants a GFE - He tastes of 20 B&H and last nights 8 pints

He wants rimming - His backside is none too clean

OWO - Knob cheese

Anal - Cock circumference of coke can (yes, they do exist)

Reverse Oral - He uses his teeth instead of tongue

etc etc



Instead of banging on about being 'ripped-off' why not step back a little and ask yourself the reason WHY? she wont provide a service.

If it is a blanket refusal then yes - fair enough, but if in a FR she has provided the service to a fellow punter and wont to you - ask why..............

T
xxx

Very well put Taylor,

There’s always two sides’ to every story...

I have never treated the favorites listed by any Escort as an absolute and total obligation or binding contract to honor them regardless of what circumstances then arise in a meeting, she has the absolute right to refuse or amend anything she wishes when and if confronted with something that’s not to her liking, she is not a commodity that has to match the "spec.’s" shown at time of “purchase” (I hate that term, but you know what I mean), she is a human being with standards and expectations, and if those standards are not meet by a Client, its her TOTAL perogative to either move the goalposts, or abandon game due to inclement condition’s.

An Escort does not have the option of viewing a profile of a Client beforehand. Please allow them some latitude in this regard.

Now if the Client arrives shining like a new penny, bright eyed and bristol fashion and there are no issues such as described above then I’d agree that that is false advertising and is dishonest and unhelpful, and is obviously one of the main bug bear’s that is highlighted repeatedly by Punters, but Taylor’s reasons are very valid from her perspective, just as an inclusion in a review may also be by a Client, its a catch 22 situation. There's no real way to put it to bed (pun intended)

Ps

Cleanliness is next to Godliness...

[tongueman]

I think Macks has two issues mixed together

one is not getting the service advertised, I believe it is an escorts perogative to provide or not provide a service as she sees fit

The other issue is being charged extra for the service. After being stung once I now always ask when making the booking if there is any extra charge for the favorites I like.
Nothing worse than to turn up to an escort and to with 250 euro for and hour session and then be told you 350 for an hour with OWO

I would suggest that if an escort does not charge extra for certain services she says so in her introductry message, such as "all services included in the price except anal and couples"

Tongueman 02/07/08

[ber]

The girls doesn't provide the service because.....

He wants a GFE - He tastes of 20 B&H and last nights 8 pints

He wants rimming - His backside is none too clean

OWO - Knob cheese

Anal - Cock circumference of coke can (yes, they do exist)

Reverse Oral - He uses his teeth instead of tongue

etc etc



Instead of banging on about being 'ripped-off' why not step back a little and ask yourself the reason WHY? she wont provide a service.

If it is a blanket refusal then yes - fair enough, but if in a FR she has provided the service to a fellow punter and wont to you - ask why..............

T
xxx

But u must understand taylor dearest not everbody provides the quality of service
that u provide and while i agree totaly with what u say about hygeine alot of ladies
try to extract as much as possible for as little effort as possible.
I have always found that the good escorts are the ones that do not understand this
because they provide a good service and think everbody else also does which
unfortunatley isnt the case.
Any way im off now to do some more scrubbing and to compare himself to a coke can
i think he is going to find it fairly embarassing hope he dosent get a complex and wont come
out to play anymore(he has refused to comment and is hanging his head in shame)
ps trying to convince him to work out more is the answer

[macks]

yes taylor i totally agree with you on the hygein issue, i would not expect an escort to give owo to someone who hasnt washed, but dare i ask if we meet na escort who is not up to scratch in that department should we then look for a refund? it works both ways my dear

[Quarterpoundher]

Any way im off now to do some more scrubbing and to compare himself to a coke can
i think he is going to find it fairly embarassing hope he dosent get a complex and wont come
out to play anymore(he has refused to comment and is hanging his head in shame)
ps trying to convince him to work out more is the answer

Does it matter if the can is diet or regular ?

I fear my mistake was in using those small cans you can get now... I felt like a king for a while, but now I’m crushed, the little fella’s so distraught, I’ve had to put him on suicide watch..

Reach.. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8, Stretch... 2 3 4 5 6 7 8.

Feel the burn baby.... no pain, no gain...

[ber]

Does it matter if the can is diet or regular ?

I fear my mistake was in using those small cans you can get now... I felt like a king for a while, but now I’m crushed, the little fella’s so distraught, I’ve had to put him on suicide watch..

Reach.. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8, Stretch... 2 3 4 5 6 7 8.

Feel the burn baby.... no pain, no gain...

We already have the padded bra maybe we should consider the padded condom

[Quarterpoundher]

We already have the padded bra maybe we should consider the padded condom

Jesus Ber, that is pure, grade A Genius....that’s possibly the next big thing (sorry)

The wonderbras slogan was ‘hello boys’.....this one could be ‘goodbye boy’s’ or ‘more cushion for the pushin’

Get the patent in now, you’ll never work again...

Also a thought, you know those devices you get to tone your abs, they give a shock or something, anyone consider something similar for the quare fella, might look a little funny walking down the street, but f**t it, if it worked, it would be worth it...

[anon361]

You do know lads the the lenght of a womans vagina before she has a baby is only 4 inchs long!! Thats why if you start ramming it in staight away it hurts cause it hasn't had the time to lubricate and stretch so altough I have no complaints about my size to make those small fella's feel better it's like DD tits any more than a hand full is a waste