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    Quote Originally Posted by ncb View Post
    Tell me how did u figure that one out ? Me either from miltown malbay or lisdoonvarna or Antrim


    Well I won’t say as I got a hit that lead to an individual house in Clare and I would not like to bring them or you into this unintentionally.

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    Ncb you’re playing a dangerous game here challenging people to pin you down to a location, I say this in advice...

    Best regards...QPH...

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    Lightbulb I've got it!

    5th to 13th July is the marching season. Ncb is one of our orange brethren from up North or maybe even Donegal. Welcome to E-I O Worshipful Grand Master. All we need to know now is which LOL you belong to. Or maybe it's the RBP or Apprentice Boys of Derry.

    Now as to the colour for next season, and thank you for year research Anon; given the direction of the economy, I'm going to play it safe and stick with black. It's always flattering on the ladies and you can accessorise (handbag, scarf, shoes) in almost any colour (except for shitty browns of course). Every girly will always need her little black number when she's going out on the tiles. There's some on this website, that I'd love to see in their little black numbers and then assist them out of them.

    As for Peig Sayers; well she always wore black aswell. If fact, I still have nightmares about that old biddy.

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    That must be it Carlos, the marching season. I suppose it could be Donegal theres a few orange men around here. CTU will pin down his actual location. If he's in Donegal I'll find him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    That must be it Carlos, the marching season. I suppose it could be Donegal theres a few orange men around here. CTU will pin down his actual location. If he's in Donegal I'll find him.


    Could be on to something there...

    [Jack Bauer shouting into ear piece on a helicopter] (again)


    CTU,CTU

    This is Agent Jack Bauer, I need a tactical sit. rep. sent to my PDA, ASAP, Ncb is in the open somewhere in......Bon...cra...na.. Donny....gaul, and has the package.....I repeat....he has the package, this is bad, people...he’s goin’ for the President... (again...yawn)


    [CTU Templemore division]

    Chloe, give em. what he needs, Jacks in trouble out there in the field and we need you to pull your finger outa your ass and come up with some jiggery pokery techno babble right now

    [Chloe]

    I doing the best I can sir, I’ve run a level 4 speech recognition diagnostic Alfa rhythm on Ncb’s dialect, but the mainframe melted, it’s not anything we’ve come up against before, not even that crack pot guy from the Film, The Mummy, this ones good sir, I’ll have to hack into the NSA (not the no strings nsa, the other nsa) and run a parallel, multi phase server by pass and up link through there satellites to Jacks PDA...

    [CTU boss]

    I didn’t catch a word of that Chloe and don’t give a flyin’ fuck what you do, JUST GET JACK THAT INFO.

    [Jack]

    I have Ncb in sight, I see how he’s gonna try n take down the President, he’s got a potcheen making distillery set up on the side of the road set to blow when Mary McAleese’s Honda 50 pass’s, I’m going in to defuse.

    [Muffled shouts and gunfire]

    NCB, ON YOUR KNEES NOW, put the bad grammar down, nice n slow, that’s it... were good.....

    NO NO NO, he’s going for the bad spelling, TAKE HIM DOWN, TAKE HIM DOWN,

    Ctu, target is neutralized, President is safe and motoring on back to the Arus... Jack Bauer out, whew, I thought the Chinese were tough.

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    He's lucky the orangemen didn't catch him. You have to hand it to Jack, he's got more lives than a cat. I was wondering why he wasn't on our screens for a while.

    I just saw Tony Almeida on the other site, I thought he was dead.Every season is the same terrorists trying to set off nuclear bombs or nerve gas. An insider at CTU. An insider at the Whitehouse trying to kill the president. Pity it wouldn't happen in real life. You would think Jack would've learned his lesson by now.

    It's a good job Tony Soprano and his crew didn't catch up with ncb. He would kick the mouther fuckers head in. Then we would hear Journey burst into song.But then again Jack Bauer is a fierce man himself when he's backed into a corner. He cut a suspects head off once.
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