Usernames

[kieree]

He got nabbed in Sudan in 94 apart from putting his face on Black Grape cds i havent a clue what hes doing now

[Quarterpoundher]

Carlos comes from Carlos the Jackal, a famous latin american terrorist/freedom fighter of 1970s/80s vintage. The guy was a true internationalist and a master of disguise, so much so, that nobody really new what he looked like anymore because the only police photos of him were old. Wherever in the world a bomb went off, a plane was highjacked, or somebody important was kidnapped, Carlos was assumed to be behind it. His most famous stunt was sometime in the 70s when he kidnapped the OPEC oil ministers (including the Saudi oil minister Sheik Yamani who was jovially referred to a Shake Your Money) attending an OPEC summit in Vienna. I d'ont think he was ever caught. He's probably enjoying his well earned retirement right now with some beautiful senhoritas in Costa del Bonk.

Marvado is portuguese, and is in memory of a tempestuous relationship that I had with a brazilian beauty.

I referred to you as Carlos the Jackal in an earlier post, never knew I’d half hit the mark, read a book on him once, it was a little sketchy on details because of his elusiveness, a bad bad man, but interesting, I’d take issue with him being a freedom fighter though, as by definition a freedom fighter is committed to freeing his people, where as he was more just into the mayhem and conducted campaigns for many disparate outfits, take what he did for the Palestinians for instance, I have no doubt that if the Israelis paid him more, he would have done there bidding just as easily. I felt he was more a gun for hire to the highest bidder, but you have to admire his cahonas.

You weren’t in Ring Co.Waterford anytime in the 80’s were you ???

[carlos marvado]

Quite right QPH, the Jackal did indeed hire out his undisputed and much sought after and highly valued services to those with sufficient funds to engage him. He was indeed a freedom fighter though, because he liberated the wealthy of some of their funds, and when you look at some of the people who hired him, these were probably ill-gotten funds in the first place. However he was not alone in the business of funds liberation, just take a look around this website and marvel at all his beautiful disciples.

[bigpaws]

And what about explain ur username

WHY bigpaws??

Oh yeah, sorry Brenda, you're right I probably should have explained my username at the beginning of the thread ..............

It comes from a joke I heard the day I signed up here and it made me laugh. It probably won't translate properly into text form but I'll tell it anyway ...........

The litttle boy Mowgli and Baloo the bear (both from The Jungle Book) were having a conversation one day when Baloo out of the blue says to Mowgli ............

Baloo: "You know that Angelina Jolie??"
Mowgli: "Yeah ......?"
Baloo: Well ....... I ........... em ............ er ........... I eh ................ I fucked her."
Mowgli: "Really??"
Baloo: "Yep!"
Mowgli: "Cool .............. but why the big pause??"

Baloo looks at his paws, he looks back at Mowgli, then looks at his paws again and says ............

Baloo: "Because I'm a fucking bear you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That's it .......... it made me laugh and it gave me my username, ie. bigpaws.

Paws

[Quarterpoundher]

Carlos, very good points, particularly about the rampant but gorgeous terrorists/freedom fighters waging a very enjoyable campaign of ‘shootings’, ‘explosions’ and ‘bummings’ what would you call there group ?
Will they ever sign up to a peace deal, (oh I do hope not)

PLO – Punters Love Oral
INLA – I Need Large Ass
PIRA – Please Inspire Rampant Action
UVA – Unique Vaginal Action
PUP – Peoples Utopian Paradise
ETA – Everyone Try Anal
Red Hand Commando’s (don’t even go there)

Paws,

There was me thinking if was because you were a Dirty Daaaaawwwwwg

What’s a definition of agony?
A Man sliding down a banister using his balls for brakes!!!

[thehighwayman]

I'm thehighwayman because I really am a highwayman, a modern day one. Your money or your life.

[thehighwayman]

The best username I've seen here would be Fuckface. Everytime you refer to him you would be insulting him. Hello Fuckface. Why don't the pimps on this board just call themselves pimp. If that's not available bigpimp or pimpdiddy.

[Blackmambar]

Take a wild guess where this name comes from! Clue...it would have been Anaconda!!

[RicFlair]

I'm just wondering why some people chose the usernames they use if anybody would like to share??

Is RicFlair a big Ric Flair fan??

Paws

I am the Nature-Boy!

I am the sixteen-time world heavy weight champion!

And I am retired...

but not from the ladys.

Wooooooooooooooo!!!

[lino]

I loved the movie Borsalino with Delon and Belmondo and love the large borsalino hats.
That also makes a useful, italian-style, fake name-surname: Lino Borsa. Which I use here and elesewhere for all sex-related activities...
Stupid maybe, but suits me. Simplex, sed aptum mihi...

Lino