Eight things girls should say to guys!!!!!!!!
1.I'm bored,lets shave my pussy!!!
2.Are you sure you've had enough to drink??
3.That fart was great, do another!!!!
4.Of course i swallow, I love it!!!!!
5.No thats ok. You drink beer and watch porn. I'll do the washing up.
6.Just for a change put it up my arse!!!!!!???
7.How about you get that girl from work to join us.??
8.Marriage? No way!!!
Sadly Carlsberg dont do girlfriends..........................