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    Default piss instead of cum!!!

    Strangest thing happened to me yesterday.... I had this client come around.... we were mingeling etc... then I lay on my back as he wanted to come on my tits.... then, this is the funny bit.... he was about to cum, when there was yellow stuff spraying everywhere, first tought in my head... this guy is a big spurter... he almost straight away run to the bathroom... I lay there looked at my self and it was yellow... I got a bit pissed of, having realised, what an earth he has done... So wiped it off, went to the bathroom asked him weather he was all right.... He goes to me I really had to piss, but tought I will cum first, then he wanted to go to the loo afterwards....

    Is that even possible??? In my experince, if a guy has to piss, they most likely won't be able to cum till they go to the loo first... and when you cum, your body stopes you pissing, so the spunk comes out of the urethra.... very puzzeled!!!!

    Having said that, it has crossed my mind, that he did it purpose.... , so I was kind of pissed off and dicusted... , there is a first time for eveything I guess!!!
    Andddd thank god he wanted to come on my tits not my face or mouth.... I think I would have trown up then...

    ps.: probably I should have asked him for extra money, the little pisshead!!!
    Last edited by Kat; 11-06-08 at 13:19.
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    ojojojoj
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    thats shit, he's pig
    i think that he wanted piss on u, only without any permission

    really good that was just on tits and belly and no face or mouth

    some guys are really strange...

    i'm just in cork, every day about 20timewasters, which don't want to come, just call....

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    hiya Kat,
    I think you have to chalk that one up to experience..
    i think it is possible as being i guy it has happened that you feel the urge but thankfully for the girls i was with i was able to control it & make it too the bathroom , like cumming it can be difficult to hold back and with a women as hot as you probably near impossible.

    hope this helps.....
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    wow.... so why didn't the silly man gone to the tilet first!!!!
    Neathless to say, he put me off!!!
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    Thumbs up Its about control

    It is very easy to cum and then piss immediatly afterwards. I did it loads of times when I was younger. It can give a very powerful orgasmic feeling, but you do have to run for the jax before the piss follows out after the cum. It really does feel excellent.
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    Hi Kat!
    mmm the short answer is that it is entirely possible. Basically you are right in what you say about a guy not pissing when he needs to cum HOWEVER this is entirely down to how 'hard' or erect the guy is. Basically the process of getting an erection works like a mechanical valve, or bending a straw - the connection between the bladder and urethra gets disrupted, and all works as you'd expect.

    The reverse isn't true as you are probably aware. A guy can be really soft and still cum provided he's excited enough....and at a guess probably 'wee' too should he feel the need to. Your client was probably somewhere in between and misread the signals....or did it on purpose. Who knows?

    Finally there is the other 'chestnut' that blokes can apparently train themselves to do - retrograde ejaculation. Instead of shooting out through the urethra the semen gets delivered straight to the bladder. Just for the sheer hell of it I thought I'd see if I could manage it but it really is bloody difficult I can tell you!!! Basically I've managed it a handful of times but only when you let the really strong urge to cum subside....under the normal course of events you're too excited to have that degree of control. So I've lost interest.

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    Strange... I tought man have difficulty peeing while they have a hard on....
    Probably I'll need to tell guys not only to have a shower, but have a piss at the beginning of the session from now on I'd not like to have an other experince like that....
    guys spear us the golden showers unless advertised.... even still I would not do it on my bed anyway...
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    no we can easily pee with a hard on
    the hard part is tryin to control it.....
    it goes everywhere

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    piss boner in the morning, great fun walking backwards while pissing and aiming for the toilet, then while still pissing and losing hard on walking forwards and still keeping your aim on.

    Men are up for any type of challenge, tis good fun but when you get the bidirectional spray (ie you're a bit stuck together and there's two streams) there's a bit of a panic and a bit of mopping to do.

    But that guy intended to do that, generally he'd need to be about to burst for that to happen or he held himself to make him last longer, but very hard to do that unintentionally.

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    ".............. but when you get the bidirectional spray (ie you're a bit stuck together and there's two streams) there's a bit of a panic and a bit of mopping to do."

    When that happens I usually just concentrate on getting the thick stream in and forget about the thinner one .............. fuck the curtains!!!

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