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Thread: Mini S**tstorm Alert!!!!

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    Default Mini S**tstorm Alert!!!!

    OK, this question may sound like a S**tstorm starting question, but pls. be aware its being asked by a non punter who concedes totally that my hitherto limited knowledge was made up of the stereotypes that build up without you maybe even realizing it over time, and my perceptions have been altered to the positive by this site and by two in particular from either side of the fence (although there are a few gombeans lol)

    Now I’m not laboring under any illusion as to why the term ‘’You are paying for the Escort’s time, and anything that may develop is between consenting adults” (or a variation of that line) is used

    It’s like a warning on a gun barrel saying ‘’Point the other way”,
    The blueprint for a House saying ‘’This way Up”
    Or a sign in a Sanatorium, warning that it may contain Nuts.

    E-1 have to cover their Ass (Except Patricia, Hmmmmmmm......sorry where was I..) for perfectly obvious reason’s

    It’s just that one of my stereotypes was that Escorts dealt substantially in the field of event’s, dinner, etc. (And a stereotype I hope is true) I would have though it’s what would separate significantly and define them substantially from other aspects of this industry (Again I’m Including Male Escort’s as well) But I’m struck by how I think all reviews are confined to events in the bedroom and no mention even once as to how enjoyable (or not) say Dinner or other function was, (as I for one like the blood to flow north before it heads south), do these happen at all or is it just that the Client, be they Male or Female who would enjoy that aspect just as much, (indeed may require only that aspect) possibly be a little more reticent, and if they exist, just not review...As I feel so much emphasis on “getting down to the brass tacks side of things” by reviewers only serves to blur the distinction between Escorts and others (Male or Female) and damages that which they cherish, and I think that would be unfortunate.

    In Short...Is it all Intercourse and no Discourse ?

    PS all rants or foul language will go straight into my Ah relax bin but I’d love to know if the Function side is a large part of an Escort’s Portfolio. As I know it’s listed by some, but never commented on.

    Question asked in Interest, and not to incense... and to provoke discussion, not cause offence...

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    Default Are you serious???

    If you read the reviews and note that most of them show €150 or €250 how many dinner dates or functions could you attend in a half hour or a full hour...

    Sorry to burst your bubble but these girls are selling sex....
    Call it escorting or any other name its all the same

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    Default Missed Point!!

    I don't think you fully grasped what Quarterpoundher was trying to ask, and he did sum it up in his last staement
    In Short...Is it all Intercourse and no Discourse ?
    I think other comments like "Had a lovely meal and a chat would" be nice and I appreciatte the cost would be prohibitive but i'm sure many a punter has availed of these services but yet to comment which I think was his point.
    Alexi is a lady for one that i'm sure would tick all the boxes for this type of appointment and maybe if the clients aren't commenting maybe the ladies could enlighten us?

    I personally wouldn't meet an escort for this as I get all the converse I need at home and with friends, for me it's just sex and the variety there of!!

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    Default No I didn't...

    miss the point..
    I am stating that it is purely intercourse and what else would you expect it to be...
    Do people seriously think that they are going to find their soul mate or something by visiting an "escort" and then being so impressed to want to pay them to go out in public with them..
    Dream on.

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    Default Dinner Dates

    Bring a few ham sandwiches with you and a bit of left over cake from last sunday , oh and some TK red lemonade, that always impesses the ladies

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    I agree with Quarterpoundher.Most of the escorts have dinner dates ,ovenights avaible in their profiles but there is no info given by punters.If escorts don't have clients for longer meeting than 1 hour why they keep it up.There is no point offering someting when there is no chance to happend.Those meeting are way much expensive so I am sure they don't happen to often .
    I have read a FEW treads where punters mantioned they were out with an escort .
    I think if someone deside to share that kind of experience it will bring something fresh onto this website .

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    Quote Originally Posted by delmonte View Post
    Do people seriously think that they are going to find their soul mate or something by visiting an "escort" and then being so impressed to want to pay them to go out in public with them..
    Dream on.
    I don't thing so anyone is looking for a soulmate while making an apointment but this meeting doesn't have to be a mechanical deal it could be new ,some interesting experience bring into your life.It depends on your attitude.

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    Default Yes you did!!

    That is not what he is saying and I had to read it again to see if it was actually me that was missing the point, he is not saying that (sex only) he makes the point:
    one of my stereotypes was that Escorts dealt substantially in the field of event’s, dinner, etc.
    and I for one growing up in my own naivety tought the same and I'm sorry for the following terms but untill recently to me an escort was a person (male/female) to whom you paid to accompany you to a social event for whatever reason (primarily i would imagine to impress) and sorry but a prostitute / hooker was a person that provided sex.
    Now, we are all enlightened and politically correct so non sexy terms like prostitute are taboo and rightly so (NEVER LIKED THE TERM) but using escort has confused the term for some.
    But getting back also to his point, if escorts didn't go on "Dinner dates" nor was their a call for this type of service they wouldn't include it in their list of fees.

    Now Quarterpoundher if it is me that has missed the point please tell and if it is the case Delmonte i apologise

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    Default Oh No I Did Not !!!!!

    Only joking....

    Listen there will be know need to apologise, we both gave our own tup pence worth that is what these threads are for..

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    Default Do you know that someone asked me if i were you???

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    OK, this question may sound like a S**tstorm starting question, but pls. be aware its being asked by a non punter who concedes totally that my hitherto limited knowledge was made up of the stereotypes that build up without you maybe even realizing it over time, and my perceptions have been altered to the positive by this site and by two in particular from either side of the fence (although there are a few gombeans lol)

    Now I’m not laboring under any illusion as to why the term ‘’You are paying for the Escort’s time, and anything that may develop is between consenting adults” (or a variation of that line) is used

    It’s like a warning on a gun barrel saying ‘’Point the other way”,
    The blueprint for a House saying ‘’This way Up”
    Or a sign in a Sanatorium, warning that it may contain Nuts.

    E-1 have to cover their Ass (Except Patricia, Hmmmmmmm......sorry where was I..) for perfectly obvious reason’s

    It’s just that one of my stereotypes was that Escorts dealt substantially in the field of event’s, dinner, etc. (And a stereotype I hope is true) I would have though it’s what would separate significantly and define them substantially from other aspects of this industry (Again I’m Including Male Escort’s as well) But I’m struck by how I think all reviews are confined to events in the bedroom and no mention even once as to how enjoyable (or not) say Dinner or other function was, (as I for one like the blood to flow north before it heads south), do these happen at all or is it just that the Client, be they Male or Female who would enjoy that aspect just as much, (indeed may require only that aspect) possibly be a little more reticent, and if they exist, just not review...As I feel so much emphasis on “getting down to the brass tacks side of things” by reviewers only serves to blur the distinction between Escorts and others (Male or Female) and damages that which they cherish, and I think that would be unfortunate.

    In Short...Is it all Intercourse and no Discourse ?

    PS all rants or foul language will go straight into my Ah relax bin but I’d love to know if the Function side is a large part of an Escort’s Portfolio. As I know it’s listed by some, but never commented on.

    Question asked in Interest, and not to incense... and to provoke discussion, not cause offence...
    Whats the world coming to?How insulting can they get?

    Dinner dates?Your kidding.I can hardly afford to feed myself for christs sake let alone pay 1200 or whatever.A review for a dinner date?

    Well the girl is the girl in the pic but the spuds are not the spuds on display.The spuds we got were boiled not ovenbaked.Furthermore, we got green beans not carrots and the sauce on the meat,the wrong meat of course, was not onion sauce but parsley sauce.Oh yes,the tables and chairs were not victorian.The knives and forks we got were the modern flat type and not the exotic pieces on display and no, we didnt get any chocholate gateux for desert.We got whipped cream and banana.Be aware lads.Dont eat there.


    Westside.

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