Mini S**tstorm Alert!!!!

[Quarterpoundher]

OK, this question may sound like a S**tstorm starting question, but pls. be aware its being asked by a non punter who concedes totally that my hitherto limited knowledge was made up of the stereotypes that build up without you maybe even realizing it over time, and my perceptions have been altered to the positive by this site and by two in particular from either side of the fence (although there are a few gombeans lol)

Now I’m not laboring under any illusion as to why the term ‘’You are paying for the Escort’s time, and anything that may develop is between consenting adults” (or a variation of that line) is used

It’s like a warning on a gun barrel saying ‘’Point the other way”,
The blueprint for a House saying ‘’This way Up”
Or a sign in a Sanatorium, warning that it may contain Nuts.

E-1 have to cover their Ass (Except Patricia, Hmmmmmmm......sorry where was I..) for perfectly obvious reason’s

It’s just that one of my stereotypes was that Escorts dealt substantially in the field of event’s, dinner, etc. (And a stereotype I hope is true) I would have though it’s what would separate significantly and define them substantially from other aspects of this industry (Again I’m Including Male Escort’s as well) But I’m struck by how I think all reviews are confined to events in the bedroom and no mention even once as to how enjoyable (or not) say Dinner or other function was, (as I for one like the blood to flow north before it heads south), do these happen at all or is it just that the Client, be they Male or Female who would enjoy that aspect just as much, (indeed may require only that aspect) possibly be a little more reticent, and if they exist, just not review...As I feel so much emphasis on “getting down to the brass tacks side of things” by reviewers only serves to blur the distinction between Escorts and others (Male or Female) and damages that which they cherish, and I think that would be unfortunate.

In Short...Is it all Intercourse and no Discourse ?

PS all rants or foul language will go straight into my Ah relax bin but I’d love to know if the Function side is a large part of an Escort’s Portfolio. As I know it’s listed by some, but never commented on.

Question asked in Interest, and not to incense... and to provoke discussion, not cause offence...

[delmonte]

If you read the reviews and note that most of them show €150 or €250 how many dinner dates or functions could you attend in a half hour or a full hour...

Sorry to burst your bubble but these girls are selling sex....
Call it escorting or any other name its all the same

[anon361]

I don't think you fully grasped what Quarterpoundher was trying to ask, and he did sum it up in his last staement

In Short...Is it all Intercourse and no Discourse ?

I think other comments like "Had a lovely meal and a chat would" be nice and I appreciatte the cost would be prohibitive but i'm sure many a punter has availed of these services but yet to comment which I think was his point.
Alexi is a lady for one that i'm sure would tick all the boxes for this type of appointment and maybe if the clients aren't commenting maybe the ladies could enlighten us?

I personally wouldn't meet an escort for this as I get all the converse I need at home and with friends, for me it's just sex and the variety there of!!

[delmonte]

miss the point..
I am stating that it is purely intercourse and what else would you expect it to be...
Do people seriously think that they are going to find their soul mate or something by visiting an "escort" and then being so impressed to want to pay them to go out in public with them..
Dream on.

[Noah]

Bring a few ham sandwiches with you and a bit of left over cake from last sunday , oh and some TK red lemonade, that always impesses the ladies

[Sarah]

Do people seriously think that they are going to find their soul mate or something by visiting an "escort" and then being so impressed to want to pay them to go out in public with them..
Dream on.

I don't thing so anyone is looking for a soulmate while making an apointment but this meeting doesn't have to be a mechanical deal it could be new ,some interesting experience bring into your life.It depends on your attitude.

[anon361]

That is not what he is saying and I had to read it again to see if it was actually me that was missing the point, he is not saying that (sex only) he makes the point:

one of my stereotypes was that Escorts dealt substantially in the field of event’s, dinner, etc.

and I for one growing up in my own naivety tought the same and I'm sorry for the following terms but untill recently to me an escort was a person (male/female) to whom you paid to accompany you to a social event for whatever reason (primarily i would imagine to impress) and sorry but a prostitute / hooker was a person that provided sex.
Now, we are all enlightened and politically correct so non sexy terms like prostitute are taboo and rightly so (NEVER LIKED THE TERM) but using escort has confused the term for some.
But getting back also to his point, if escorts didn't go on "Dinner dates" nor was their a call for this type of service they wouldn't include it in their list of fees.

Now Quarterpoundher if it is me that has missed the point please tell and if it is the case Delmonte i apologise

[delmonte]

Only joking....

Listen there will be know need to apologise, we both gave our own tup pence worth that is what these threads are for..

[Quarterpoundher]

That is not what he is saying and I had to read it again to see if it was actually me that was missing the point, he is not saying that (sex only) he makes the point:

and I for one growing up in my own naivety tought the same and I'm sorry for the following terms but untill recently to me an escort was a person (male/female) to whom you paid to accompany you to a social event for whatever reason (primarily i would imagine to impress) and sorry but a prostitute / hooker was a person that provided sex.
Now, we are all enlightened and politically correct so non sexy terms like prostitute are taboo and rightly so (NEVER LIKED THE TERM) but using escort has confused the term for some.
But getting back also to his point, if escorts didn't go on "Dinner dates" nor was their a call for this type of service they wouldn't include it in their list of fees.

Now Quarterpoundher if it is me that has missed the point please tell and if it is the case Delmonte i apologise

High Anon, You’ve pretty much hit the nail on the head and have not missed my point, If I had a flash card with the word Escort put in front of me, then the scenario you describe would be what came into my mind,
As what Delmonte said about finding a soul mate, well anyone under that illusion is in for a Mother and Father of a kick in the Balls, (quite possibly never to be seen again) as renumeration equaling Relationship is best left in the realm of Hollywood, But I would agree with Sarah that that does not mean it has to be Mechanical if both Parties are warm and engaging. As to how long a Function you could afford on rates quoted, that’s not really what I was concerned with here, that’s up to the individual.

I’m getting tired of being accused by others of [A] Living in an Ivory Tower and [B] people being sorry to burst my bubble, I’m not going to keep explaining myself to the hard of thinking, suffice to say I’m an ordinary Joe, who just likes to think things through about anything and everything, and throw the odd curve ball now and then, that’s all. And I commend Anon for stating that he to was naive in some of his thinking with respect to the term Escort as were not all born swingin’ lead, Players, or claim exclusive rights to drink from the fountain of all knowledge.

Now I have seen the odd review where it was an all nighter, (be that never stirring from the Bedroom or otherwise) now unless he had a piece of Waven surgically implanted, theres no way he could be going hammer n thongs for 12 hours, (I’ve a Stallion here that would raise the white flag and beg for mercy long before then lol) so I think it’s beholding on any such reviewer to expand a little away from the nuts n bolts, in order to give credence to the term Escort, in the context that that word engenders in most people’s mind’s.

Thanks to all respondents...even you westside lol

[Sarah]

I agree with Quarterpoundher.Most of the escorts have dinner dates ,ovenights avaible in their profiles but there is no info given by punters.If escorts don't have clients for longer meeting than 1 hour why they keep it up.There is no point offering someting when there is no chance to happend.Those meeting are way much expensive so I am sure they don't happen to often .
I have read a FEW treads where punters mantioned they were out with an escort .
I think if someone deside to share that kind of experience it will bring something fresh onto this website .