Mini S**tstorm Alert!!!!

[delmonte]

well i suppose you are a man of many avatars......

[westside]

well i suppose you are a man of many avatars......

Thats it.The system wouldnt allow me to be Bertie Aherne.Now that would have being funny shite.

Lots done and f'all left to do,
Westside.

[delmonte]

that's a pity that would have been a good one all right..

We might have beleived it

Now that he has such spare time on his hands ..ha ha

[westside]

that's a pity that would have been a good one all right..

We might have beleived it

Now that he has such spare time on his hands ..ha ha

For some strange reason i really feel like a god after watching him.My speech and concept of reason really gets uplifted.I might give him a loan.He can pay me back with his tax returns.

Going missing now,
Westside.

[Quarterpoundher]

That is not what he is saying and I had to read it again to see if it was actually me that was missing the point, he is not saying that (sex only) he makes the point:

and I for one growing up in my own naivety tought the same and I'm sorry for the following terms but untill recently to me an escort was a person (male/female) to whom you paid to accompany you to a social event for whatever reason (primarily i would imagine to impress) and sorry but a prostitute / hooker was a person that provided sex.
Now, we are all enlightened and politically correct so non sexy terms like prostitute are taboo and rightly so (NEVER LIKED THE TERM) but using escort has confused the term for some.
But getting back also to his point, if escorts didn't go on "Dinner dates" nor was their a call for this type of service they wouldn't include it in their list of fees.

Now Quarterpoundher if it is me that has missed the point please tell and if it is the case Delmonte i apologise

High Anon, You’ve pretty much hit the nail on the head and have not missed my point, If I had a flash card with the word Escort put in front of me, then the scenario you describe would be what came into my mind,
As what Delmonte said about finding a soul mate, well anyone under that illusion is in for a Mother and Father of a kick in the Balls, (quite possibly never to be seen again) as renumeration equaling Relationship is best left in the realm of Hollywood, But I would agree with Sarah that that does not mean it has to be Mechanical if both Parties are warm and engaging. As to how long a Function you could afford on rates quoted, that’s not really what I was concerned with here, that’s up to the individual.

I’m getting tired of being accused by others of [A] Living in an Ivory Tower and [B] people being sorry to burst my bubble, I’m not going to keep explaining myself to the hard of thinking, suffice to say I’m an ordinary Joe, who just likes to think things through about anything and everything, and throw the odd curve ball now and then, that’s all. And I commend Anon for stating that he to was naive in some of his thinking with respect to the term Escort as were not all born swingin’ lead, Players, or claim exclusive rights to drink from the fountain of all knowledge.

Now I have seen the odd review where it was an all nighter, (be that never stirring from the Bedroom or otherwise) now unless he had a piece of Waven surgically implanted, theres no way he could be going hammer n thongs for 12 hours, (I’ve a Stallion here that would raise the white flag and beg for mercy long before then lol) so I think it’s beholding on any such reviewer to expand a little away from the nuts n bolts, in order to give credence to the term Escort, in the context that that word engenders in most people’s mind’s.

Thanks to all respondents...even you westside lol

[Honey/Alexi D]

Well actually, I've done a few dinner dates here. Not many I have to say however I have also travelled with clients. A couple of holidays, the races, a dinner party on a boat. And a few weekends away.

Oh and a Ball......Dancing not the other kind.

[Quarterpoundher]

Well actually, I've done a few dinner dates here. Not many I have to say however I have also travelled with clients. A couple of holidays, the races, a dinner party on a boat. And a few weekends away.

Oh and a Ball......Dancing not the other kind.

I had a feeling that those scenarios took place, for Escorts with it all, just not maybe a common occurrence.
Now that’s the way to Tango, I think I’ll give Male Escorting a crack myself (where’s me Sunday Suit)
I wonder are those type of event’s more common in the UK then here (Bigger Pop. not withstanding)
The inference being are Irish punters tight fisted, (bad chose of word’s) in relation to U.K. I absolutely don’t expect you to answer that btw.

Only the One Ball, was’nt Des Bishop was it ?...

PS I hope the West Is Awake...

[bigpaws]

westside
"Do you know that someone asked me if i were you???"

You think that's strange west, I was asked by a well known escort on these boards if I was a drug dealer?!?!?!?!?!
She said that a pimp "friend" of hers (also fairly well known "gentleman" on these boards) told her that I was a big-time dealer ........... that he was told by several escorts who knew me that I dealt in narcotics ............. and she was serious!!!! Seriously naive I would say ............ so I would take it as a compliment to be mistaken for Quarterpoundher, you could be called worse!!!!

Paws

[bigpaws]

Quarterpoundher the term escort is used for purely legal reasons by the escorts on here and by the site itself ................ but it also serves to distinguish between high-class call girls and say street hookers or girls working in brothels.
It is true that a lot of escorts also offer dinner dates etc but I would say this is also for legal reasons as well a "who knows, some lad might just go for it!!" kind of thing ............ I mean if a young lady is happy to have intercourse for 150/250 euros she would be a fool not to take even more money to also go to dinner with a client!!

There are a select few ladies on here who actually can provide a true escort (as in being escorted to a dinner function etc) service ............ most "escorts" on here are really just fit for the bedroom (if that sounded like an insult it was not intended to be) ............ as for "escort agencies", well that really is a contradiction in terms!!

So to answer your question "is it all intercourse??", the answer is yes it is ................ 99.99% of the time anyway!!!

Paws

[Quarterpoundher]

westside
"Do you know that someone asked me if i were you???"

You think that's strange west, I was asked by a well known escort on these boards if I was a drug dealer?!?!?!?!?!
She said that a pimp "friend" of hers (also fairly well known "gentleman" on these boards) told her that I was a big-time dealer ........... that he was told by several escorts who knew me that I dealt in narcotics ............. and she was serious!!!! Seriously naive I would say ............ so I would take it as a compliment to be mistaken for Quarterpoundher, you could be called worse!!!!

Paws

Thanks Bigpaws, I did refer to you in a Post as a Straight Shooter, didn’t mean it in a I’ll bus a cap in yo ass, mofo kinda way though. Although your commitment to consumer affairs is top drawer so maybe the merchandise would be top notch as well, if you decided to diversify to satisfy.

As to your other post, succinct and clear as always, I exclude as you do, the Truly Professional Lady or Gent.

And you enunciated what I’ve always believed,

IE

"Escort agencies", well that really is a contradiction in terms"

And are no more then knocking shops in every sense of the word.

PS I’d pay money to see you on Watchdog