Lets play a game I'm bored......

[Honey/Alexi D]

Ok I'm going to start a story and each person has to write the next part of it. Here goes.

She opened the door and there he stood, at least 6ft tall, handsome, masculine with the most amazing Irish accent.
Good afternoon, she said. Wont you come in? As he stepped through the door she took him by the hand and led him into the bedroom. Can I offer you a drink, Tea, Coffee perhaps some wine? hoping that the answer would be wine she prompted him with a smile and said, I'm having a glass and dont worry about driving home, I might not let you go........

[bigpaws]

Honey/Alexi D
"She opened the door and there he stood, at least 6ft tall, handsome, masculine with the most amazing Irish accent."

She said "so you're bigpaws" to which he replied "Eh .......... no ............ who is bigpaws anyway??"

Paws

[Honey/Alexi D]

Oh what a shame, she said. You must be Flypan then. I've been expecting you........

[bigpaws]

Jajajajajajajajajajaja!!!!!!!!

Flyshit

ps An Irish accent????

[Honey/Alexi D]

Your spoiling it.......

The tall dark stranger said no I'm not flypan either. You'll have to guess again. She giggle, looking quite bashful then just as she was about to repeat her question he answered. By the way, a glass of wine sounds lovely.......

[bigpaws]

The handsome stranger looks deep into her eyes, she looks back expectantly ......... he gets closer to her and in almost a whisper he says "Do you mind if I use your bathroom??? I'm sitting on a turd here so big I can feel it poke my lungs!!!"

She looks to the floor disappointed ........... and vomits on her lovely Persian rug.

Paws