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    Hi !
    Im an experienced personal secretary
    Im looking for normal job as Junior Receptionist/Secretary.
    If some one, who really need this type of staff ,please contact me for PM.
    I will just answer a serious messages.
    I would be available for an interview at any time,even at short notice.(just in the company/office)


    Yours faithfully,
    Mille
    Last edited by Mille; 23-05-08 at 02:27. Reason: ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mille View Post
    Hi !
    Im an experienced personal secretary
    Im looking for normal job as Junior Receptionist/Secretary.
    If some one, who really need this type of staff ,please contact me for PM.
    I will just answer a serious messages.
    I would be available for an interview at any time,even at short notice.(just in the company/office)


    Yours faithfully,
    Mille
    Is this for real if so what a strange place to look
    I defenitley see a few sarky comments coming

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    Exclamation mille

    i was thinking off advertising 4 some 2 answer phone 4 me on daily basis would u b interested??

    as when busy i hate fact my phone rings out and clients get no answer

    so if interested pls send email me thanks

    rachel
    x

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    Is secretary work a normal work? mmmmmmmmmmm

    Is E-I a place to looking for that kind of work?

    ARe u fed up of beeing a sweet girl who enjoys putting out fire on men?

    At least I am laughing, as Carmen is doing!!!!!

    I can say I used to work as a secretary, and men want to touch ur ass aswell, so be smart and keep going working as a escort!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malena Spanish View Post


    Is secretary work a normal work? mmmmmmmmmmm

    Is E-I a place to looking for that kind of work?

    ARe u fed up of beeing a sweet girl who enjoys putting out fire on men?

    At least I am laughing, as Carmen is doing!!!!!

    I can say I used to work as a secretary, and men want to touch ur ass aswell, so be smart and keep going working as a escort!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :
    I'm sure you were a great secetary, I would give you a Job in my office any day... We have a very strict dress code

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    Mmmm I think my secretary outfit would be considered indecent in ur office!!!! I would get fired in 2 days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malena Spanish View Post
    Mmmm I think my secretary outfit would be considered indecent in ur office!!!! I would get fired in 2 days
    Its a small office and im the boss.... I think i would allow such an outfit..

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    Quote Originally Posted by lorna123 View Post
    i was thinking off advertising 4 some 2 answer phone 4 me on daily basis would u b interested??

    as when busy i hate fact my phone rings out and clients get no answer

    so if interested pls send email me thanks

    rachel
    x
    im very straight and to the point

    Here is what it might go like.


    Client- Hello love

    West- Less of that stuff now.what do you want?

    Client- an hour booking

    West - with who?

    Client - Lorna

    West- ok so what are you looking for?

    Client - CIM

    West- I thought it was Lorna you wanted?

    Client - It is

    West- You sure ?

    Client - Yes Lorna with CIM

    West- now listen up your assclown.Which girl do you want?

    Client - Lorna

    West - Ok good i will ask her.Anything else you want to ask?

    Client- Yep.

    West- Whats that?

    Client - Does she she do CIM?

    West - How the fuck should i know what those two get up to?

    Client - Will you ask her please?

    West - OK one sec.

    20 mins later?

    West - Sorry bout that ,i was having my lunch.What did you want me to ask again?

    Client- CIM !!!!!!!!!

    West - Easy chill man. What about Lorna?

    Client - I want to see her?

    West - But i thought it was CIM?

    Client - Ask lorna does she do CIM

    West - Thats none of my bus asking her that.

    Client - Your her sec.

    West - Go fuck off.

    Client - Im putting up a nasty review.

    West - No probs.Make sure you stcik a pair of rats testicles next to it.

    Client - Cunt.

    West - Which one CIM or Lorna?

    Client - ..........................................


    See qualified for the job,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    im very straight and to the point

    Here is what it might go like.


    Client- Hello love

    West- Less of that stuff now.what do you want?

    Client- an hour booking

    West - with who?

    Client - Lorna

    West- ok so what are you looking for?

    Client - CIM

    West- I thought it was Lorna you wanted?

    Client - It is

    West- You sure ?

    Client - Yes Lorna with CIM

    West- now listen up your assclown.Which girl do you want?

    Client - Lorna

    West - Ok good i will ask her.Anything else you want to ask?

    Client- Yep.

    West- Whats that?

    Client - Does she she do CIM?

    West - How the fuck should i know what those two get up to?

    Client - Will you ask her please?

    West - OK one sec.

    20 mins later?

    West - Sorry bout that ,i was having my lunch.What did you want me to ask again?

    Client- CIM !!!!!!!!!

    West - Easy chill man. What about Lorna?

    Client - I want to see her?

    West - But i thought it was CIM?

    Client - Ask lorna does she do CIM

    West - Thats none of my bus asking her that.

    Client - Your her sec.

    West - Go fuck off.

    Client - Im putting up a nasty review.

    West - No probs.Make sure you stcik a pair of rats testicles next to it.

    Client - Cunt.

    West - Which one CIM or Lorna?

    Client - ..........................................


    See qualified for the job,
    Westside.
    Westie your a funny fucker.... Very good. best laugh ive had on here in ages.

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    Thumbs up west

    I hate to admit it (and I mean I really really hate to admit it!!!) but that is a very funny post from west ............ well it made me laugh out loud anyway!!!

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    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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