inexperianced

[dumb-man]

wanted a strict teacher/mistress to give biology practicals to 27 year old virgin, i need help time is running out.

[carlos marvado]

What's up man? You're 27 and have your whole life in front of you, unless you're suffering from a terminal illness or expect the world to end sometime soon.

My advice is to wait for the right little lady to come along, fall in love with her, and then let her kick the shit out of you for free. That's what wives are there for after all.