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    Default Most users ever on EI!

    Being the sort of individual who likes to do research and look out for life's little quirks and anomalies, I noticed on the main page of Escort Community, that the most number of users on this site was on 7th July last year. As most of you will no doubt be aware, this is Independence Day in the US of A, when our yankee cousins get to sit on their big fat asses for the day.

    My theory on this one, is that many Irish-Americans and some non Irish-Americans use this day to look up sites that might contribute to the enjoyment of their impending trip to the old sod. So in addition to looking up genealogical sites, Waterford Crystal, Aran Sweaters and the best techniques for capturing Leprechauns, they also want to ensure that they receive a real warm Irish welcome when they get here.

    So E-I, in it's own little unassuming way, probably contributes to inward tourism. I dare say, that Patricia should apply for a grant from both tourist authorities on the island, as well as one from the Department of the Gaeltacht for her contribution to the first national language.

    Not forgetting the escorts themselves; remember ladies, when your American client tells you how much he just loves your little country, but that everything is much bigger and better in the "Land of the Free", explain to him that this is'nt your country anyway (probably the truth in most cases), and that hardsports, or having to put up with his bullshit in this case, costs 50 extra. And d'ont forget, as you're giving him some BDSM i.e. kicking him out the door, remember to say - Have a nice day A**hole

    God, but I really love those Americans.

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    carlos,

    hate to piss on your parade but independence days is the 4th not the 7th

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    Thumbs up Thank you d4head

    Slip of the old keyboard. Of course I meant the 4th July, which is the date on which the record was set.

    You're obviously an observant chap also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Being the sort of individual who likes to do research and look out for life's little quirks and anomalies, I noticed on the main page of Escort Community, that the most number of users on this site was on 7th July last year. As most of you will no doubt be aware, this is Independence Day in the US of A, when our yankee cousins get to sit on their big fat asses for the day.

    My theory on this one, is that many Irish-Americans and some non Irish-Americans use this day to look up sites that might contribute to the enjoyment of their impending trip to the old sod. So in addition to looking up genealogical sites, Waterford Crystal, Aran Sweaters and the best techniques for capturing Leprechauns, they also want to ensure that they receive a real warm Irish welcome when they get here.

    So E-I, in it's own little unassuming way, probably contributes to inward tourism. I dare say, that Patricia should apply for a grant from both tourist authorities on the island, as well as one from the Department of the Gaeltacht for her contribution to the first national language.

    Not forgetting the escorts themselves; remember ladies, when your American client tells you how much he just loves your little country, but that everything is much bigger and better in the "Land of the Free", explain to him that this is'nt your country anyway (probably the truth in most cases), and that hardsports, or having to put up with his bullshit in this case, costs 50 extra. And d'ont forget, as you're giving him some BDSM i.e. kicking him out the door, remember to say - Have a nice day A**hole

    God, but I really love those Americans.
    i would love to know the busiest/quietest times of the year- any weird patterns like valentines day /christmas - summer or winter etc - come on patricia make yourself useful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Have a nice day asshole...it was the Yanks ...

    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Being the sort of individual who likes to do research and look out for life's little quirks and anomalies, I noticed on the main page of Escort Community, that the most number of users on this site was on 7th July last year. As most of you will no doubt be aware, this is Independence Day in the US of A, when our yankee cousins get to sit on their big fat asses for the day.

    My theory on this one, is that many Irish-Americans and some non Irish-Americans use this day to look up sites that might contribute to the enjoyment of their impending trip to the old sod. So in addition to looking up genealogical sites, Waterford Crystal, Aran Sweaters and the best techniques for capturing Leprechauns, they also want to ensure that they receive a real warm Irish welcome when they get here.

    So E-I, in it's own little unassuming way, probably contributes to inward tourism. I dare say, that Patricia should apply for a grant from both tourist authorities on the island, as well as one from the Department of the Gaeltacht for her contribution to the first national language.

    Not forgetting the escorts themselves; remember ladies, when your American client tells you how much he just loves your little country, but that everything is much bigger and better in the "Land of the Free", explain to him that this is'nt your country anyway (probably the truth in most cases), and that hardsports, or having to put up with his bullshit in this case, costs 50 extra. And d'ont forget, as you're giving him some BDSM i.e. kicking him out the door, remember to say - Have a nice day A**hole

    God, but I really love those Americans.
    who coined the phrase.
    I personally think the Yanks are the best in the world. The only thing I find odd about them is their inclination to visit this shithole of a country when their own is so much nicer. But it must be the fact that they like to step back in time and see how people used to live. So the next time a yank is giving you the bullshit, dont be offended. He is just being kind cos he thinks you're a little quaint and retarded.

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