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Thread: RE: About DOOZER , the "MESSIAH" ????

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    Default RE: About DOOZER , the "MESSIAH" ????

    Biography , reads = " You should Worship Me if you want Eternal Life. "
    Occupation, reads = " The Messiah. "
    John 14:6 " I am the way and the truth and the life. "
    Do you know something we dont Matey , ---- spill the beans.

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    Maybe if you got down on your knees before me (not in that way matey) you may find out. Come on Reggie confess your sins and you too might recieve salvation
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    OK, respect ------ just a few questions Man.

    Re: confessing my sins, --- How long do you think I`ve got ?
    Is repentance necessary ?
    Can sins and wrong-doings be differentiated ?
    With regard to ogling the delectable Pussy portrayed here on E-I , is that a sin, a wrong-
    doing or perfectly acceptable in Gods eyes because after all, he made me a hot blooded man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggie View Post
    OK, respect ------ just a few questions Man.

    Re: confessing my sins, --- How long do you think I`ve got ?
    Is repentance necessary ?
    Can sins and wrong-doings be differentiated ?
    With regard to ogling the delectable Pussy portrayed here on E-I , is that a sin, a wrong-
    doing or perfectly acceptable in Gods eyes because after all, he made me a hot blooded man?
    God may have made yoiu a hotblooded man but He also gave you free will to be resonsible for your actions.
    Oogling pussy is not a sin my son

    As for your sins lomg as you repent what you have done you shall be saved
    Sins and wrong doings now your just splitting hairs my Son
    what do you think
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    It`s the " Splitting of Hairs " that has me Banjaxed I reckon.
    I seem to be victim of that plague mentioned in the Good Book as " Lust of the flesh," is there no hope for me?
    Matthew 5:29 says ---" If your right eye causes you to sin , cut it out and throw it away."
    Seeing as it is my member that is causing me to " Split Hairs ", should I get my Penis amputated ?

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    Forget about the Bible Reggie, they didnt really capture the true essence of my message to humanity and what the Vatican have held dear as their sacred dogmas is a bastardised version of my message. To lust is not wrong. What is wrong is denying that lust and labeling it as a sin.

    I myself am a fan of the female body

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    Ah thats Cool Man , --- whenever I hear those blasphemous words " Fucking Jesus " , I will thing of that image
    and have a little giggle to myself .
    (I thought you were homeward bound Fri) Its so beautiful here today.

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    Glad to help you my Son. Now go forth and spread the word. My work over here is not finished yet.

    Now if youl excuse me I see a chick I want to nail

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    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Hah bloody hah MonkeyMan , go play with yer Cornflakes packets

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