View Poll Results: How do you wipe your arse?????????

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Thread: A Fascinating Poll

  1. #1
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    Default A Fascinating Poll

    Earlier i asked my brother to do me a favour and he responded by saying i'll ask him to wipe my arse next. I responded by asking him which way hed like to wipe it.this made me wonder.......how do you wipe your arse??

    So a poll. Open to all and sundry.

    Anti Westside Brigade...........its safe to come out again,
    Westside.

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    With bog roll......

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    If Ray D'Arcey gets word of this he'll knock half a show out of it.

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    I have to say why jesus christ on a bike do some lads wash their hands in a public toilet when some other junkie scumbag has used the same loo and put his hands on the door handle to get out... I use kitten soft also i get my epiphinies
    on the loo

    Ohhhhh yeah baby

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    Question Wtf?!?!?!?!

    From the front????? Are you wiping your arse or your fanny west??!!
    For us straight men there is only one way to wipe your arse ...........

    Paws

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    Smile Ladooooooooooo

    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post
    I have to say why jesus christ on a bike do some lads wash their hands in a public toilet when some other junkie scumbag has used the same loo and put his hands on the door handle to get out... I use kitten soft also i get my epiphinies
    on the loo

    Ohhhhh yeah baby
    Did you ever see a dog trying to get a dingleberry off his arse?? He sticks his hindlegs in front of his own and then runs his arse along the grass?
    Anyway ladoo ,how are you?Your around counting public toilets now? Man you got a promotion. Im thrilled for you.Next theyll be giving you a desk and chair.
    I am worried that you seem so well versed on the facilities of public toilets. Hanging around with Hal? Showing your homoness like George Micheal did with the cop. Oh yes baby.

    Zip me up before you go go or let me dangling there like a yo yo..

    Lovingly,
    Westsied.

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    Smile Thank you Paws

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    From the front????? Are you wiping your arse or your fanny west??!!
    For us straight men there is only one way to wipe your arse ...........

    Paws
    Looking forward to your vote,
    Westside.

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    Left hand or right hand??

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    Better Late Than Never

    I do work really hard all those reports and stas you hear on the news and papers is my work just remember that the next time you hear the mention of the cso ow yeahhh your friend lado

    Westie you float my boat

    Paws your the dogs bollax

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