socks???????????

**WD-40** · 30-09-09, 18:02

i honestily think that socks disolve.
you get a couple of washes out of them and kapuff,they fuckin vanish.last week i noticed i was low on the old smelly things so i invested in a pack with 20 pairs,twenty fuckin pairs.there was me thinkin this is fuckin great il never have to go sock shopping again EVER.
thing is,i got up for work this morn and guess wat.there was no hot water.
and i had no fuckin socks,how is this possible i had bought ten socks for each foot only a few days ago.wat the fuck is going on here.i want fuckin answers.

just to save you the bother ep

WORST THREAD EVER

**experienced punter** · 30-09-09, 18:08

buy a few good pairs ones that have only 4 0r 5 pairs in the pack in Debenhams they'll last!

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**WD-40** · 30-09-09, 18:11

Originally Posted by experienced punter

buy a few good pairs ones that have only 4 0r 5 pairs in the pack in debenhams they'll last!

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iv had some good sturdy pairs of socks,real thick ones that sweat you so fuckin much your feet lose weight.fuckin vanished

**experienced punter** · 30-09-09, 18:13

smelliest thread ever....

**westcorklad** · 30-09-09, 18:16

Originally Posted by WD-40

iv had some good sturdy pairs of socks,real thick ones that sweat you so fuckin much your feet lose weight.fuckin vanished

Maybe someone with a smelly sock fetish has stolen them from you to get a good sniff.
EP didnt call to you lately by any chance?

**WD-40** · 01-10-09, 06:59

Originally Posted by westcorklad

Maybe someone with a smelly sock fetish has stolen them from you to get a good sniff.
EP didnt call to you lately by any chance?

was in bed alone last nite,feeling a bit horny so i pick my smelly sock up of the ground and had a wank in it,nice.theres another pair down.have football socks on today

**westcorklad** · 01-10-09, 08:39

Originally Posted by WD-40

was in bed alone last nite,feeling a bit horny so i pick my smelly sock up of the ground and had a wank in it,nice.theres another pair down.have football socks on today

If they are Man U socks that you are wearing today dont be afraid to have a good wank over them as well.

**WD-40** · 01-10-09, 09:43

Originally Posted by westcorklad

if they are man u socks that you are wearing today dont be afraid to have a good wank over them as well.

ha,no worse,bohemians,fuck knows were i got them

**luther** · 01-10-09, 18:01

Up in the middle of the night and probably making a sandwich out of them...........

**pigsmickey** · 02-10-09, 18:45

Try cuttin yer toenails, make soks last a while, and while cutting said toenails you could practice trying to suck your own cock

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