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[Alec Horan]

welcome back old boy................glass of sherry ?

[Quarterpoundher]

welcome back old boy................glass of sherry ?

Don’t mind if I do old chap, care for a truffle dear boy?

Sorry about the frightful mess, I've had the contents of the study completely rebound in the leather of a soon to be extinct deer like species hitherto native to the central plains of Patagonia, it's just arrived back from my Italian specialist, nice enough chappy, but his English is not what my Latin once was haw haw, what!…

Shall we take this to this main dining hall or are you late for quail hunting on the moors as per usual, you really cannot keep blaming your man servant for you tardiness in your time keeping old boy. Have you any idea the strings I had to pull with the Minister of Justice to cover up your last little foible with the hired help. Really Sir Alex, did you have to fire twice?

It’s just not cricket my good man, not cricket at all.

Tallyho and don’t spare the commoners…

[RicFlair]

Don’t mind if I do old chap, care for a truffle dear boy?

Sorry about the frightful mess, I've had the contents of the study completely rebound in the leather of a soon to be extinct deer like species hitherto native to the central plains of Patagonia, it's just arrived back from my Italian specialist, nice enough chappy, but his English is not what my Latin once was haw haw, what!…

Shall we take this to this main dining hall or are you late for quail hunting on the moors as per usual, you really cannot keep blaming your man servant for you tardiness in your time keeping old boy. Have you any idea the strings I had to pull with the Minister of Justice to cover up your last little foible with the hired help. Really Sir Alex, did you have to fire twice?

It’s just not cricket my good man, not cricket at all.

Tallyho and don’t spare the commoners…

Welcome back and its about bloody time!

[Quarterpoundher]

Welcome back and its about bloody time!

Ah…..Sir Richard of the Grand Duchy of Flair and cosseted environs, how are you my trusted confidant and knight of the realm, come join me in my Estate offices, let the stable hands water your Horse’s and tend to your carriage, not a moment to spare as I await your field report with a mixture of two parts eagerness to one part trepidation, as I may well holiday in the very same villa you frequented with I’m sure some panache and am certain with cordiality of manners and a tad excess of daring do, and would relish the opportunity to parley as to the sweeping vistas and hidden amenities on offer to so select a clientele as your good self to which I can only humbly aspire to one day step from your cultured shadow.

The transcript was way laid whist Jeeves was doing whatever Jeeves does at two in the morning in my office with varied and willing wenches both staff and otherwise. Castle Poundher is blessed with solid walls but loose morals as all Country piles should be.

The fire is stoked,
the brandy tis poured,
no Escort for me,
as I cannot afford.

My castle is creaks
my castle it groans
like the forum of late
it bitches and moans.