Medical advice needed .............

[xagerate]

Should I continue to go around coughing like a dog that needs to be put down ..................
.............Or should I try out the old wives tale about smearing a mentholated topical cream on the soles of my feet ,before applying socks and going to bed?

Im willing to try it so long as
(1)This thread doesn't turn into an excuse to mock me into the future
(2)I wont find myself on any ladies banned lists for doing so (I mentioned talc to someone once and her scouse head was in the toilet bowl in seconds)
(3)If it fails I will still be someone Tom Sand comes to for advice

[xagerate]

buy new socks.

You would like the underwear

[tom sand]

You would like the underwear

you know the boiling water
towel over your head
so many spoon's of vicks thing
that's my prescription
ding dong
Docter Tom sand to reception please
last thing
cos I got to go
whiskey
if all else fail's
it will help you sleep
get better soon dick head

[xagerate]

A dollop of deep heat on the finger and firmly and swiftly insert up the bum hole.
Seriously mate. It does work.

Theres a very hot lady here who has repeatedly (as revenge I suspect) expressed a desire to stick things up my bum
If a hot blonde in boots and a catsuit cant convince me to try driving on the wrong side of the road,nothing will.

Your concern is appreciated though

[tika]

Bottle of nightnurse or even better escort dressed as a nurse

[xagerate]

Bottle of nightnurse or even better escort dressed as a nurse

I wouldn't get value for money

[ClarkKent]

In America we just go to the doctor

[bettercallsaul]

In America we just go to the doctor

In America ye really should consider a Psychiatrist instead

(Sorry ...but really ...you make this shit so easy)

[xagerate]

In America ye really should consider a Psychiatrists instead

(Sorry ...but really ...you make this shit so easy)

I had a reply typed about them also having more gun shops than gas stations but deleted it until I thought about how to word it a bit more pc

[bettercallsaul]

I had a reply typed about them also having more gun shops than gas stations but deleted it until I thought about how to word it a bit more pc

It's America...why would ya need to be PC...Hello... Donald will be their leader and chief ffs!!!!