This is what lizzy thinks of E-I

[Bigger Paws]

Hello Ladies & Gents, here is the latest on my life and times on an Irish Escort site - would say the name but hey......not gonna get done for naming - just shaming here!!!

For some time now i have had a lunatic that has been getting in touch with me either by text or calling me - the little you know what, text me Hilton69 at the ungodly hour of 8am in the morning - the damned phone just bleeps and bleeps and eventually i turn over to discover the Irish idiot who i shall call ***** - well that's his real name although his user name is - and you are gonna love this - Bigger Paws. The texts range from - Morning gorgeous, that's before he knew that i wasn't a morning person - to now the title of Morning Grumpy. I have on two of my phones about 40 messages from this head-case and frankly it reached the point of me having to tell him to take my number off his phone and I would do the same.

Well, you cannot believe what ***** did next - he starts to say that i am texting him and that the messages are not nice.......ah dudums - i don't instigate these texts he does and being of sound mind and body and not Irish - I reply back to them. The joke is that the Irish are well known for being thick - well he is the archetypal Irishman - incredibly thick. I put my hands up if i say or do anything wrong - i don't lie so all the above is totally true - being a good person and telling the truth is something that is rather frowned upon on this particular Irish site......but i can tell you that it isn't Irish Independent Escorts - cos on there they tell it how it is - this site is totally for nutters.

Strange but true here are some of the names that are the User Names for this site and the first few are the ones are are the most Evil creatures that i have ever come across in my entire life:-

Big Paws ........- A true nutcase - I was sent a link that he was on that was a swingers site - Idiot still called himself - yeah you are ahead of the game - well you would be cos you will be English or anything other than an Irish dip-stick.......Big Paws - wow turns out his real name is Mike and he is now 34 and one tall dude standing at a mere 5'7" - you have to laugh.

I didn't like a guy called Big Daddy69 but we kind of worked out our differences and things were cool after a while. Another guy that was more in the elite - was a man called Carlos - don't remember his other name - very bright and intelligent and i used to enjoy reading what he had to say - but then he was only half Irish - T.he. One other that i didn't get on with was a guy called NinebyThree - he had an avatar of Bart Simpson and i don't know why - I love the Simpson's but it totally put me off him - now i speak with him all the time on MSN and Mobile - things got so out of hand re the texts with ***** that i forwarded them all to him for him to see - i even sent him my replies to show i was no liar - Sorry 9by3 I do love you and all that - but he never stuck up for me - which is a shame cos i don't have respect for folk that don't back women up.

Then their new section came onto the board which was called The Soap Opera section for the Ramblings of the Trolls etc., It was a riot cos you could write anything you wanted which was amusing and then came some of the most ridiculous stuff that i ever read - Me being Liz Hilton along came some of my fictitious family - there was my mother of course called Mummy Hilton69 she was vaguely amusing - but my Aunt Clarence really was a wag, she was hysterical and had me giggling so much - a real lovable character - More characters came recently called Bruce Forsythe, Johnney Allen, Ron n Reg now they looked after me - lots of cement overcoats being sorted for those that were not nice to me by them, Babs (Windsor), Phil and Grant - of course - and another character i don't remember his name but his surname is hunt - the character based on the lads in the Sweeney. Oh there were lots more i think there was an Al Pacino too.......all the gangsters used to be threatening the other dudes it was really funny and i wrote back to these posts. Oh I remember Gene Hunt!

I don't want to sound big headed - but i will - anything that i wrote on the board was really funny and people always had looks and they got the most hits - been banned now three times off this site - firstly - and really ladies and gents you are gonna love this - for being racist..........hahahaha you have to laugh especially when you know what it was that i said which was racist - you for sure would never guess :- I said and really you are going to love it - someone had left something on the board and it was an old post and this particular bank holiday had passed so i said - there is no holiday is there - the response was very nice saying - no its an old post at which point i replied - this is the racist line "I must of been having a blond moment" - that's not racist - that just bloody funny another time i said that i must of been talking Irish - something that my friend Niamh - pronounced Neve in English says all the time - she is Irish and has a blinding sense of humour has me in stitches.


Can't remember what i said the second time that got me banned for 3 days and the latest ban is for doing something very naughty - they do this Slapper of the month and to all intensive purposes its not a bad idea - but its done on reviews - one man deals with this called Ric Flair - a real prat that is allegedly American - anyway me, humble little me had the nerve to say why not do what they do on all the other sites - as in the best ones -Busty of the month/Brunette/Blond or Mature - this works on all the sites all over the world and the revenue that is taken from this is rather a lot. Or to be the Independent of the month - is another. Liz Hilton me a little woman came up with idea ergo it had to be bloody stupid - women in Ireland are thought of as nothings - no opinions allowed whatsoever..........well sod em cos i am English, and proud to be so and whats more I have a right to an opinion - another opinion was that there was a girl called Gemma aged 18 and the BlowJobQueen - gonna love this - retiring blow job queen.......at ruddy 18...........how old was she when she started??

Well that's all i have to say about these sadoes cos they are just that a bunch of sadoes and will never amount to anything other than Punter's as they so delightfully call it - sorry but its not Punter's its Client's.......still they have no idea and frankly i don't give a hoot who reads this - English, Irish, Scottish or Welsh..........Irish people don't have dress sense - they think its fine to turn up at your hotel or wherever looking like something the cat dragged in - well no way - i won't see anyone that wants to dress like that - this ladies and gents is why i do rarely tour - I like men that are men and can afford to dress well - I do believe that clothes maketh the man and it is so much nicer to make an effort - lets face it i bother so why shouldn't they?

I didn't mention women that weren't particularly nice on the site cos there aren't that many........why aren't there that many - i can tell you why..........

THEY ARE TOO SCARED TO POST ON THE BOARD COS THE MEN WILL TAKE THE RISE........AND THEY DO............I haven't mentioned the name of this site but Old McDonald had a farm...........and the next line would have to be ** ** OH.........

..........The moderator of this site is just the pits and really it could be a man it could be a woman - nobody is sure.........and whats more i want her/him to ban me for life and i will mail her to tell her to read this..........

Hilton69 - Just had to point out how stupid these people are and those girls thinking of touring there - please go read the Escort Watch board - more scary things written there than anywhere else in the world - if you think I'm kidding - go look.

Love writing for you guys and i do have a nice naughty post to write up about a dinner date i had Thursday evening.........take care and seasons greetings to all.........

London's hottest racist - having so many brunette moments and of course talking Irish..........Guessing this should kick me off the board for life with a bit of luck......
Never before have i ever been called a racist - now is your chance to have a dig cos i most certainly have been here and frankly who cares - not me?

Kisses from the Hot One hope you liked the new pics. I do know lots of you did as i have had lots of mail and the secretary one seems to really do it for you.
To those of you that i have seen in Ireland before and had a jolly good time with i am sorry that i have written this - but there has to be boundaries for them and me and i believe in equal rights even if they don't. - Prada Man - I look forward to seeing you again soon....... xxx

Another that has been extremely rude to little old me is another tit called Epsilon - guessing he thought that was a cool dude name.....turns out there are still some of us that did Latin at school - well i did - Epsilon meaning of which - 5Th letter of the Greek alphabet - the guy is a menace and a bully - thinks he is the King Pin - but he is a nothing - ITS CYBERLAND - What part of this don't these folk get - gees i forgot - they are Irish.......silly Lizzy forgot. Ah what a shame - everything i am writing her is just so racist - but hey what the heck do i care - this man got me taken off this escort site cos i was rude......Oh boo ho

One other was a total idiot, there really is no other word to describe him other than this his name being Marijuana........allegedly always stoned - me thinks he just smoked chocolate ciggies from the sweet shop and drank some kind of pop - possibly even a diet drink......oh horrid, just like him - a true pikey if ever there was one.

[pats bodyguard]

do you not mean this

www.hilton69 Hello Boys.............: AHHHHHHHHH I MISS YOU TOO GUYS - THANKS


Hi guys, this is a short blog to say hi to you that are so nice to me - and a couple that aren't too - still i do know that you can't have it all your own way.

Firstly I would like to say that I Hilton69 didn't mention any of the Courtesans as i thought that they would be upset and i think there is enough misery around the world for me to add to it, well that would be nuts.

Thanks first to Epsilon for letting all know about the post - for someone that really cannot stand me nor my site and thinks my pictures are foul, you sure do take a good long peak at it to see me........so as Aunt Clarence would say cooee ducks.

Clint, no problem with the picture but just you honey pie the rest can go sit on it - i look forward to you busting me out of this joint soon so get that cigar out of your mouth and get those keys off the sheriff and set me free - getting mighty claustrophobic being in here and not being charged with the offence - bit like being in Cuba I'm guessing.

Girls there was no need to name and shame any of you as you have always been cool with me, written to me on P.M. and we have said our bit so i will now name a few that i like most and that would start with the little one Anna.

The Lithuanian Princess - Annasavich i have read what you have said and i miss you too and promise to make it up to you really soon - still close shave with that creature for me.......not a nice little boy at all, you on the other hand are a sweetie and if the lads can bust me out of here i will see you soon.

Another real Lady on here is Jessie - shes another babe, never had any trouble with her cos she just isn't into that shit - apart from the late night stuff in Dubbers - we both know what i mean - hope now like me you find it funny? Boys take a note here I personally couldn't say but i hear she is fantastic at what she does.

Violette another lady I have had dealings with on P.M. and on the board, she is lovely and again boys if you haven't met her - I hear shes a doll too.

Appoline - the biggest boobs au natural that i know of 52hh - wow her i am in total ore of - now those are the real deal and so is she. A woman that stuck up for me but then unlike the men on that site all the women are feisty, just not as feisty as me - shot myself in the foot there Clint - damn that hurt.

Dolly Darling - you my love I have to say its all in the name, you are a Doll and a real Darling - heard plenty of really nice things about you and not good but excellent a woman that is when it comes to the art of all this a Courtesan can do you are an artist.

Pamela Beauty Babe - P.M. is really all I have had in the dealings with you so i don't know you so well - sorry hun. I loved your half hour for free post - just the condoms would cos 140 Euros - that was darned clever. For that i admired you.

Sienna - ahhhhhh my darling Sienna, heard nice things about you too, just one not so nice thing was when Paris wanted you to be one of her friends you didn't want to be one, that wasn't nice - you are of course forgiven and again I only ever heard good things about you too.......damn you guys are good - makes me wonder if i could even manage to be half as good as you.

Patricia, Patricia, Patricia, I have to say that you are one cool dude. Personally I don't think that I would want your job as moderator for all the Tea in China - but you do good babes - just really staring at these bars is doing my head in, still the grub is good and I have Tanya Branning in here to keep me company - she's a good woman for taking the rap for her daughter trying to killer her old man - then Max did deserve it.

Yasmina - now Yas uses my photographer Ella so she obviously has good taste. She is a really lovely lady and will probably be going somewhere same time as me next year so that's cool although if you e-mail me i do have something very interesting to tell you re: Where is a really good place to tour - anyone that wants to know e-mail me cos one of the girls on this site made the proverbial killing there - interesting me thinks i may do the same when i get out of here with those cement overcoats that ron n reg are supplying from a fella down the East End who sells them on the cheap, nudge, nudge, wink, wink - say no more just off the back of a lorry - not saying which one boys its cool.

Clarence, Clarence, Clarence - what sort of avatar have you got there with Pompom holding a gun - really sorry to say this but i will be reporting you to the R.S.P.C.A tomorrow - quite shocked me. I had to delete your messages - sorry about that ducks but they are not quite what are needed - being tippexed off the site really hit home, i very nearly shed a tear - Boys that's woman is - derr, derr, derr, derrrrrrrr derr - a man!

She sadly wrote about her little 'dickey' in the context of doing a pee - sorry Clarence it has to be said - the horror of finding a lady boy well the Irish lads don't take kindly to that sort of thing.

I hope that I haven't left out any women that are special to me but then of course you all are more special to the Client's than moi, which of course is what the whole thing is all about - still all of you please TAKE CARE - I say this from the heart - don't be greedy for the dosh - surely its better to let the bills pile up rather than anything bad should happen to you.

Finally, I would like to tell some of the lads thank you too - Carlos i read what you wrote about me and if you had read the post clearly you would see that i thought you to be a very clever man that wrote a great deal of sense, alas sometimes it seemed rather wasted on some but i promise not on me.

Thehighwayman - you from Donegal - yes you, something of the night about you but from what you have told me a good guy - a really good guy - stay that way and seasons greetings to you and your family.

Ninebythree - you are always sweet to me - just start to back me up a bit more and i will come to see you in Cork again, thats a promise not a threat -t.hee.

Johnney Allen - Corr you were good in the bill, i love a bent copper, maybe you could get me out of here - also you were great in East Enders - Scarlets isn't the same without you - place has gone to R n R now - terrible.

Gene Hunt, ron n reg, Clint Eastwood - best bloody avatar on the board by the way - what a woman - if i batted for the other team, I would!! Phil n Grant not sure where you stand, do you want me out or what? Babs still loving you and Brucie of course - always nice to see you - to see you NICE! Al Pacino - you have gone a bit quiet on me these days or are you leaving it to the 'family' to get it sorted? By the way how is the Don my regards to him as always. Sure there are loads more dudes that are trying to free me from this hell hole but like i say Tanya is great company and i managed to sneak in the old dog and bone and she lets me use it to call home.

Them's I am not missing would be the man that just loves my site - bless - Epsilon you really shouldn't you know cos i can see how many hits i get and just where they come from around the world, or didn't you know that? Bigger Paws I get my son to read me all those messages you wrote me, especially the one about the food you like to eat out of me and take me on the bar and on the tables, sadly it doesn't turn me on any more Gav - sorry about that! Paws, you seem to have gotten your Calvin's in a twist with thehighwayman - leave it out, its pathetic we all know you are a swinger and you are a man called Mike now aged about 34 so stop acting like a spoilt little teenager. Marijuana - still rolling those chocolate sweeties from the news agents? Damned great when you need a sugar rush. Lots of other little twats on here that i am sure i missed out like that Dom but he is no match for me so why waste space writing about him.

Left out a couple of goodun's like Alec Horan and rodeo man - and i am sure other good guys and to them i do humbly apologise.

I leave you with this ladies show your faces like me, you are all beautiful and yes i do know that these dudes aren't looking at your faces when working but its damned nice when guys tell you that you better looking than your pictures, really!


Have a lovely Christmas and seasons greetings from Tanya and me and all the girls banged up here - its just like that programme Bad Girls really. I wish i could say that i was gagging for it but a couple of the warders have been seeing to my needs and in return I am getting lots of good jobs, best one is in the kitchens.


Kisses to you all........Hilton69 still blogging even in the nick for all of you to see that i do miss you too and can't wait for someone to post bail.........as that stupid bird that was on the board used to write......Love, Hugs and Cuddles...... - what i want to know is the people from East Enders are rooting for me what happened to those in Coronation Street - I remember when there was - free Deidre Rasheed. Sorry i went and wrote to the Home Secretary and Prime Minster for her now! xxx The Hot One........... xxx

[Clint Eastwood]

Good to see I got a mention. Them maggots look nasty.

[Bigger Paws]

Good to see I got a mention. Them maggots look nasty.

Get used to them... you'll be food for them soon old timer..

[Clint Eastwood]

Weve got a comedian here. Ill soon cut you down to size. I think there your fleas.

[Hot Lizzy]

Weve got a comedian here. Ill soon cut you down to size. I think there your fleas.

Oh how funny he just read the blog............. his mate put the link on ages ago...... what a prize twat.......... all the guys read it dip stick.......... made them laugh.

He is all of 26 years old and he thinks he can out wit me........

Hey change your picture to Yogi Bear cos he was a smart bear not a smart arse like you.


Bye............. Clint make my day........... teach the punk some manners........xx

[Epsilon]

[Hot Lizzy]

Oh thats so rude and vulgar im telling Patty..........

Coooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee ducks you seen that horrid picture that nasty man has written on your forum Patty..........what a nebish.

[bruce forsyth]

NICE TO SEE YOU TO SEE YOU.....

one little go fuck yourself, two little go fuck yourselfs......

"You get nothing for a pair - not in this game."

three little go fuck yourselfs.

"It's a Brucie bonus!"


didn,t he do well.....Epsilon didnt he do well!!!

What do points make epsilon??????????

[da burka boyz]

prizes brucie prizes!!!

wha did we win man? Tell us tell us r its off wiv yur ed man!!!