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  1. 30-06-11, 16:59 #1
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    I just read a review that made me laugh for ages. I think we should have a comp to find the funniest review. I would need to do some more looking but up to now here are my entries so far-

    "just robbed well first she pulled my cock like it was the head of a chicken that she wanted to kill for dinner i got so fed up of that i decided that i better get the ride before she pulls the poor fucker off''..

    Dogrider 2010

    And of course the Infamous James Cork/Joanne review

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
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    Jasus Lucy what an opener what are you up to Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Jasus Lucy what an opener what are you up to Lol.
    Erm, starting a topic about the funniest reviews maybe?

    Duh
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post

    And of course the Infamous James Cork/Joanne review

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    OWNED! What a belter!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Erm, starting a topic about the funniest reviews maybe?

    Duh
    Maybe I like that word .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Maybe I like that word .
    Shh, or I shall trawl through yours. I imagine you to be the romantic type
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    Don't know about a review but friend of mine met a fella one night and got down to business. Next day she was telling us the gory details of how he couldn't quite perform cuz of the old drinkers droop, poor fella. Anyway her description I thought was classic as she described it as " like trying to play snooker with a piece of rope"
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    Has to be morph getting violated by ciara I nearly wet myself no pun intended (not a review though)
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Shh, or I shall trawl through yours. I imagine you to be the romantic type
    Jasus Lucy your a good judge of character romantic I am as for my reviews the only thing you will find is a lot of bad spelling Lol.
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    Can we make one up, LOL
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