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    The time of year is upon all of us whom are self-employed to return our income tax liability.
    Does the seemingly acceptable face of being a cheat in love or marriage extend to one of being a tax cheat ?
    I am especially reluctant to cough up my remittance in this a year in which has seen such a gigantic handout of unimaginable magnitude of "taxpayers" dosh donated to the unworthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GordonGayBennett View Post
    The time of year is upon all of us whom are self-employed to return our income tax liability.
    Does the seemingly acceptable face of being a cheat in love or marriage extend to one of being a tax cheat ?
    I am especially reluctant to cough up my remittance in this a year in which has seen such a gigantic handout of unimaginable magnitude of "taxpayers" dosh donated to the unworthy.

    Trust me on this, as I work in this specific area, if you are caught evading your tax liability it will cost you a hell of a lot more (both financially and emotionally) than it's worth.

    The only part of this badly run country that works well is the revenue commissioners, they are exceptional at their jobs and if they catch you they are like those agents from the Matrix.

    Not worth it mate, pay up and sleep soundly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrackShotJack View Post
    Trust me on this, as I work in this specific area, if you are caught evading your tax liability it will cost you a hell of a lot more (both financially and emotionally) than it's worth.

    The only part of this badly run country that works well is the revenue commissioners, they are exceptional at their jobs and if they catch you they are like those agents from the Matrix.

    Not worth it mate, pay up and sleep soundly.
    The taxman, oh strewth. I don't want to even be same thread as the taxman. Seriously speaking, there are only two inevitable things in life, death and taxes. Pay, even if you have to close your eyes when you hand over the cheque.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrackShotJack View Post
    Trust me on this, as I work in this specific area, if you are caught evading your tax liability it will cost you a hell of a lot more (both financially and emotionally) than it's worth.

    The only part of this badly run country that works well is the revenue commissioners, they are exceptional at their jobs and if they catch you they are like those agents from the Matrix.

    Not worth it mate, pay up and sleep soundly.
    You're right, TD's have mobile phone bills from closed companies to pay..............
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    Ha --- wone my bet, I knew ole blanky the accountant would have a view.---- your advice heeded too bud,
    for these high tech days of computation have us tax dodgers all well fooked.
    One comment though , I got caught cheating in marriage and it cost a bob or too.
    But the freedom of divorce is priceless to me now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    The taxman, oh strewth. I don't want to even be same thread as the taxman. Seriously speaking, there are only two inevitable things in life, death and taxes. Pay, even if you have to close your eyes when you hand over the cheque.
    AHHHHHH Lucy hate to be the one to dissagree with you on this but there are three inevitable things in this life as i see it, death taxes and being totally enchanted with you....

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    I love you too Pogs. Unfortunately that does involve a small tax. By the way, I told Monica. She is crushed.
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    Simples....
    It's acceptable if you have a willy..
    It's not if you don't..

    Where's the problem??
    Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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    No, it's not the same thing. What if you disagree with the government's indications and say you should only pay 20% tax? Then it is the government who is the cheat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I love you too Pogs. Unfortunately that does involve a small tax. By the way, I told Monica. She is crushed.
    Never mind Monica my love,,, I was getting tired of her constant cleaning,, and the badgering about me cheating on my taxes was doing my head in,,,see she thinks its the same as cheating on a partner,,anyway I gave her a chance and she ignored me,,,so booo hooo,,,Love ya too,,,


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