How many forum users does it take to change a lightbulb?

[dave1dave]

How many forum users does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[Mousey]

The light bulb has been changed.

[dave1dave]

Ahh that reminds me of mt last bulb change.
It was actually on my car.
It is of a new type that halfords are doing- its supposed to be for rally cars...
Instead of being 55w its 85w.
Good visibility- nobody flashing me. So happy days.

[experienced punter]

worst thread ever.....

[Mousey]

You're going to be late for your date with Sum Yung Gai, ExP

[experienced punter]

You're going to be late for your date with Sum Yung Gai, ExP

no sweat Mousey 8.30 will do wont wash my arse till 8 though best to leave the jacksie as late as possible have it smelling as fresh as possible...

[dave1dave]

worst thread ever.....

Sorry thats not one of the 178 available replys

[Quarterpoundher]

We're still waiting for a light bulb down here in the Pat cave so one would do and we'd all discuss in mod forum best course of action to install new bulb without half the forum leaving

[thehighwayman]

It's still not as contreversial as the how to boil an egg thread

[Quarterpoundher]

Been wanting to know best way to make scrambled eggs but worried if a step to far...