Pet names for your penis?

[joe00]

Do you have one? I just call mine Big Dick Dudley or Dudley for short.

[alcatel]

Do you have one? I just call mine Big Dick Dudley or Dudley for short.

Being blunt about it

I call mine Pointless.
Think I 'll go down the post-op route
And surprise you
With no surprise.

[funlover12]

Gerard

daphnie

Harold


George the Iv - earl of bummich

[ilovepussy123]

I call mine the pussy bandit

[ilovepussy123]

I call mine WORK YA WEE BASTARD WORK

ffs that's a good one lol

[MR-LOVA]

Mine is called "Arnold"

[Floki]

An ex-girlfriend called my penis, 'Woody' and it has stuck since.
However, my current girlfriend isn't a fan of it (maybe because another person named him), so she calls it 'hers'.

[SteveB]

I call mine

Money maker

Mine costs me money

[SteveB]

An ex-girlfriend called my penis, 'Woody' and it has stuck since.
However, my current girlfriend isn't a fan of it (maybe because another person named him), so she calls it 'hers'.

Would he, or wouldn't he?

[Playitsam]

An ex-girlfriend called my penis, 'Woody' and it has stuck since.
However, my current girlfriend isn't a fan of it (maybe because another person named him), so she calls it 'hers'.

Jasus Floki I think I know your ex