A special - and hard to fulfil request

[sharkskin]

OK, Ladies, I am looking for a female escort in Dublin who will provide an unusual service for me.

Please, I do not want anyone to laugh at me for requesting something this weird but more importantly, I would ask any escort to think long and hard about this request before agreeing to it.

I have found it very easy to find escorts who will agree to provide this service but then when we really get down to it, 80% of those who agree to provide this service fail to do so. (I have been counting.)

So, please, only step up to the plate if you are sure that you are one of the special few.

OK, here it is:

I want to phone the number in your profile and ask to make an appointment to see you the next day.

You will say yes and then agree a time with me and tell me where to come to see you.

I'll then send you a text to confirm the details and then, an hour before the appointment, I will send you another text to confirm that I am on the way.

Now, this is the tricky part, this is where almost all escorts fail to deliver:

I arrive at the time and place that we agreed and phone up again.

You now answer the phone, give me directions to your apartment, you let me in, you take my money and provide the service that you offer in your profile.

I know that it is a weird thing to expect and it hardly ever seems to be available in Dublin.

In Germany, every escort just does it and seems to think that it is a perfectly natural and healthy thing for a client to desire but not here. So, is anyone up for this?

[Rayden]

this thread made me LOL big time. I certainly have had similar probs to you man. The best advice i can give is the same i would tell any1. Find an reputable escort with a Number of good reviews and your probs should decrease.

[Dirty Harry]

OK, Ladies, I am looking for a female escort in Dublin who will provide an unusual service for me.

Please, I do not want anyone to laugh at me for requesting something this weird but more importantly, I would ask any escort to think long and hard about this request before agreeing to it.

I have found it very easy to find escorts who will agree to provide this service but then when we really get down to it, 80% of those who agree to provide this service fail to do so. (I have been counting.)

So, please, only step up to the plate if you are sure that you are one of the special few.

OK, here it is:

I want to phone the number in your profile and ask to make an appointment to see you the next day.

You will say yes and then agree a time with me and tell me where to come to see you.

I'll then send you a text to confirm the details and then, an hour before the appointment, I will send you another text to confirm that I am on the way.

Now, this is the tricky part, this is where almost all escorts fail to deliver:

I arrive at the time and place that we agreed and phone up again.

You now answer the phone, give me directions to your apartment, you let me in, you take my money and provide the service that you offer in your profile.

I know that it is a weird thing to expect and it hardly ever seems to be available in Dublin.

In Germany, every escort just does it and seems to think that it is a perfectly natural and healthy thing for a client to desire but not here. So, is anyone up for this?

i am sure you will have no problems with that request at all from any escort..good luck to you

[sharkskin]

i am sure you will have no problems with that request at all from any escort..good luck to you

Read what I said DH, in my experience 80% of those E-I advertisers who have offered to provide that service to me have failed to deliver that service.

(If I missed sarcasm in your post then I am sorry - it was not clear enough for me.)

I am getting quite cheesed off about this. In Germany, I get this service every time and I am comparing like with like - independent escorts accepting incalls to private apartments.

[wtd2004]

The best way to ensure you get the service advertised & what you want is to visit established & well reviewed escorts.

This is what I do and I'd say I have a greater than 80% success rate and I visit escorts for PSE and generally look for all the dirty stuff

Once again; a bit of research goes a long way...