E-I forum beginners guide

[warmcome]

Hire only escorts who are on the forum (they'll feel obliged to thank posts, they will support you on here)
Lick up to senior members (They might PM you with their selections)
Don't start threads (you're wasting time, sit back and press refresh)
Don't contribute anything meaningful, few can appreciate that
Visit escorts, review and that is that

[samlad]

Hire only escorts who are on the forum (they'll feel obliged to thank posts, they will support you on here)
Lick up to senior members (They might PM you with their selections)
Don't start threads (you're wasting time, sit back and press refresh)
Don't contribute anything meaningful, few can appreciate that
Visit escorts, review and that is that

If only it was that simple, eh? Nobody would be falling out.

[warmcome]

If only it was that simple, eh? Nobody would be falling out.

then we could play golf in peace.

[Breaffyman]

Sounds like a good solid advice