Do you like Christmas?

[JR Ewing]

I would rather if Christmas wasn't in it at all. It's the only day I can't make any money. It's like Christmas everyday for me anyhow. All the fine food and Dom Perignon 1958 I have everyday. Not to mention all the secret liasons I have with sexy women all year. I can't see any women on Christmas Day only shoulder padded Sue Ellen The oil stops flowing through the pumps. I think it's only me and my friend Ebeneezer that think this

[clarence hilten]

I would rather if Christmas wasn't in it at all. It's the only day I can't make any money. It's like Christmas everyday for me anyhow. All the fine food and Dom Perignon 1958 I have everyday. Not to mention all the secret liasons I have with sexy women all year. I can't see any women on Christmas Day only shoulder padded Sue Ellen The oil stops flowing through the pumps. I think it's only me and my friend Ebeneezer that think this

Coooooeeeyyyy J.R oh i just soooooo love crismas time and helping our Lizbet get everything prepared like the crismas paper. Lizbet always carefully folds up all the crismas paper from everyones presents to use again and again, you,d think she hadnt a shilling the way she gets on like a big schlock she makes ebenezer scrooge look like chris tarrant you just wouldn,t believe how stingey she really is

up ducky
CLARENCE

[Hot Lizzy]

Coooooeeeyyyy J.R oh i just soooooo love crismas time and helping our Lizbet get everything prepared like the crismas paper. Lizbet always carefully folds up all the crismas paper from everyones presents to use again and again, you,d think she hadnt a shilling the way she gets on like a big schlock she makes ebenezer scrooge look like chris tarrant you just wouldn,t believe how stingey she really is

up ducky
CLARENCE

Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in......old ducky herself.

What can i say other thank goodness i didn't have to pay the randsome, you escaped then you wiley old fox you.

What a chutzpah saying that I'm cheap - two years ago i bought you some beautiful purfume, never saw you spray it on and then what - the following Christmas i get given the same perfume.........You are just the worlds worst, at least try to remember who gave you what when you recycle your pressies ducks.

I wonder on this board who hasn't recycled their pressies the following year and given them to someone else.......NOT the person that gave it to them like Clarence. I would guess quite a few of us.

Indeed Up Ducky..........thats what you have for lunch tomorrow - duck.


Your ever loving Neice.........Lillibet xx

[JR Ewing]

Coooooeeeyyyy J.R oh i just soooooo love crismas time and helping our Lizbet get everything prepared like the crismas paper. Lizbet always carefully folds up all the crismas paper from everyones presents to use again and again, you,d think she hadnt a shilling the way she gets on like a big schlock she makes ebenezer scrooge look like chris tarrant you just wouldn,t believe how stingey she really is

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CLARENCE

I take back my invitation to you and your family to join me at Southfork. I don't want to be around cheapskates. You would probably steal Miss Ellies finest China. You would only lower the tone. I only want classy people around me

[Hot Lizzy]

I take back my invitation to you and your family to join me at Southfork. I don't want to be around cheapskates. You would probably steal Miss Ellies finest China. You would only lower the tone. I only want classy people around me

Classy like your wife doing time you mean?????


Don't take heed Clarence he is only jealous of our family fortune.......You sir are always welcome to break bread with us at Hilton Towers.

Liz Hilton the hot one.

[nick cotton]

Classy like your wife doing time you mean?????


Don't take heed Clarence he is only jealous of our family fortune.......You sir are always welcome to break bread with us at Hilton Towers.

Liz Hilton the hot one.

ello aunt liz are you sitting down with a strong cuppa char??????

thats right bad news

j.r ewing just been on the pm to me he says he has kidnapped clarence and that your to give the 500 notes to me to give to him

and just to prove that jr has clarence he sent these earings to me aunt liz

[JR Ewing]

Now Nick I hired you to do the dirty work for me and that meant keeping quiet. You can redeem yourself by keeping out these London rif raf girls out of Southfork. Theres a few drinks and fags in it for you later. And a special surprise, any escort of your choice. Apart from those 2 your keeping out. The dingles are very welcome if they show up. But not that other pair. Ba humbug

[nick cotton]

I like xmas JR, its easy to find which neighbours leave their houses and so i can go borrow their things like life savings and nice new presents and stuff i dont care about makings loadsa money, its the value in spoiling it for them that i enjoy.