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    I'm very fond of a sexy massage, I have had some incredible massages over the years some of which have been much better than sex. However, I went for a massage in Waterford this evening and once again it was desperately bad. This girl told me on the phone that she would do Nuru, body to body, Tantra and with oils. What I got was a joke! A back rub with Johnson's Baby Oil and I had to give her a "hand" with the happy ending! From now on I'm just sticking to the established experts. I've just submitted a review.

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    Sounds bad, I think I can guess who but I'll wait for the review.

    Most escorts couldn't be bothered with the effort of a massage. There are a few exceptions, Doreen being one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootboy View Post
    Sounds bad, I think I can guess who but I'll wait for the review.

    Most escorts couldn't be bothered with the effort of a massage. There are a few exceptions, Doreen being one.
    Ah yes Doreen is on my radar! Sheena Tantra and Ana Massage are top class! I think we need a quality control expert for these issues and I nominate the dirt bird!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Ana Massage was on my radar. But I don't think she likes me!
    Ah that's a pity! Well get yourself along to see Sheena Tantra asap, highly recommended. Awesome in fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamCatcher View Post
    I'm very fond of a sexy massage, I have had some incredible massages over the years some of which have been much better than sex. However, I went for a massage in Waterford this evening and once again it was desperately bad. This girl told me on the phone that she would do Nuru, body to body, Tantra and with oils. What I got was a joke! A back rub with Johnson's Baby Oil and I had to give her a "hand" with the happy ending! From now on I'm just sticking to the established experts. I've just submitted a review.


    I'm allergic to baby oil, worse possible oil to massage with......
    Last edited by Stella; 03-08-15 at 22:57.
    Good bye Ireland!

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    Casually walks in... *ahem* Casually strolls out.
    What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    Casually walks in... *ahem* Casually strolls out.
    Ah Cassandra, stay for a few minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    Casually walks in... *ahem* Casually strolls out.
    I am imaging that great ass as she strolls out...

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