A little Joke

[Noah]

John raised his pint and toasted the lads in the bar " I'm going to spend the rest of my life in between my wife's legs ", to thunderous applause he was awarded the toast of the night prize.

John staggered home and told his wife, Mary, that he had won first prize in the toasting competition, " what did you say to win it ", she said, " I'm going to spend the rest of my life sitting beside my wife in church" he proclaimed.

" Thats lovely John" said Mary , and off to sleep she went.

A few days passed and she met one of Johns friends in the town, he says " did you hear about your John's great win the other night" trying to hold the snigger in and blushing at the same time.

" I did " says Mary, " but i don't know why he won for that, sure he's only been there twice in the last four years , the first occasion he fell asleep and the second time i had to grab him by the ears just to make him come " !!!!!

[Mousey]

This grandad goes to the doctor and asks for some Viagra, but says that he wants the tablets cut up into quarters.

The doctor says "A quarter Viagra won't give you much of an erection."

The ould lad says "I'm 96 and don't have much use for an erection. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."

[nicegirlsarenice]

This grandad goes to the doctor and asks for some Viagra, but says that he wants the tablets cut up into quarters.

The doctor says "A quarter Viagra won't give you much of an erection."

The ould lad says "I'm 96 and don't have much use for an erection. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."

That reminds me of the joke:

A man goes into a pharmacy looking to buy viagra. The pharmacist asks to see a prescription for it. The man says: "I don't have a prescription, but here is a picture of my wife."

[rimmerguy]

Have you heard about the new sex drug on the market ? It's 50% viagra and 50% prozac . If you dont get a fuck , you dont give a fuck !