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Thread: How to get banned from IIE

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    Smile How to get banned from IIE

    Ask the mods why they have such a problem with bad langauge.

    Got their knickers in a twist.

    Im heartbroken..........again.
    Westside.

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    You're banned? So soon?
    I got bitch- slapped last year for being profane. I'm on a 10% warning still, several months on.

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    Default Its like this.............

    Quote Originally Posted by Appoline View Post
    You're banned? So soon?
    I got bitch- slapped last year for being profane. I'm on a 10% warning still, several months on.
    They sent me a pm saying to keep the bad langauge down and to ,get this,at least censor it.So i put up a public notice asking them the difference between these two.........

    Your full of Shit

    and

    Your full of ****

    Like the spirit of the conversation is lost.I also ask them how could they go on about bad langauge when they stick up daily porn of the Tampon Tunnel.What else did i say??Oh yeah,and this is the thing that kills me.I ask them is that some kind of moral lesson for me.That a mod of an escort site where they make money from adverts turns to me and tells me to keep my bad langauge down.

    This stuff kills me seriously.I have no probs with what anyone does but dont give me moral lessons if they are no better.Like the escort that called me sad yet she has no probs pissing on people and/or letting them piss on her all for an extra??€50.Give me a break please.

    And in the chat , a silly message comes up saying not to use profanity.Now, again, how can someone get offended for using profanity when in the same breadth they would phone up a girl and ask her how much for a ride?

    Its like those priests that stood on an altar (i called it a stage), and at the same time say to forgive someone for screwing a young child.All do as i say dont do as i do.

    I was on a lifting forum once and a group of christians came along telling me this and that and hot pokers hanging out of my arse for all eternity.I got banned from that forum but i did what any normal person would do.I went away and joined the religous groups forum.You should here that bullshit.We will pray for your sins,we will forgive you.Wow im on my way to good times now.These same idiots had a poll that Xmas and you know what it was.Just think of all of the global issues that all religous people can shout about (you still here Appy??)Appy ?Ah well i'll continue on.The poll?Yes, should we tell our kids the truth about Santa because if we tell them he exists we are lying and that is against Gods beliefs.Get that.Now if God is like this then no thanks ,i wont want to be around him.Incidently,i told them to ask Santa himself after hes finished riding his reindeer.Oppps ,poor guys.The poor lads and they ban Westside.


    Bottom line i take moral lessons from people who practice what they preach.Interestingly enough i have yet to meet the first one.

    Ban my arse,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    Ask the mods why they have such a problem with bad langauge.

    Got their knickers in a twist.

    Im heartbroken..........again.
    Westside.
    They banned you for that? FFS - that message board is so up its own ass. I used to think it was ok but it's full of fairies and sycophants (link for you to look up the meaning sugarplum).

    I have a 10 point warn level on there for calling the mods "review Nazis" which I thought was a fairly accurate description.

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    Smile Well thanks for the lead to a new word.

    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    They banned you for that? FFS - that message board is so up its own ass. I used to think it was ok but it's full of fairies and sycophants (link for you to look up the meaning sugarplum).

    I have a 10 point warn level on there for calling the mods "review Nazis" which I thought was a fairly accurate description.
    So sycophants means..................10 tips to lose your belly fat.Just have a look.Woooow ,wheres me pecker gone.Nope ,just kidding he is standing there in all his glory.

    Sugarplum,until further notice,i thank you wholeheartedly for the compliment.I ,however am not gay but hey,i will take a compliment from a gay guy though so cheers.Like the compliment i got from a girl one day.She was blind in one eye,had a patch over her good one and was on X but it came from her mouth so that'll do me.

    I was banned (or my account suspended or whatever), because of my reply which i again posted on the forum.Basically i told them that i dont kisses asses.

    Compare this with "The Sweetie" (reg tm) who is currently learning the art of forgiveness.No comparison.Now there is an ass i wouldnt mind being around.Hey Sweetie.Hey ,ye fine little creature ya,when your done contemplating forgiveness then you come a meet Westside and he'll give a snog.:We can even get a lamb from Kinky.Nothing nicer than something furry to cuddle up against.

    http://patkickswestupthearse.com
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    Sugarplum,until further notice,i thank you wholeheartedly for the compliment.I ,however am not gay but hey,i will take a compliment from a gay guy though so cheers.
    Oh sorry west - no offence intended. It's just that after calling the male mod on IIE sweetie, and declaring a penchant for having things inserted in your bottom on another thread - I just assumed.

    Don't worry - you're still "All Man (TM)" to me...

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    Default All man.........

    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    Oh sorry west - no offence intended. It's just that after calling the male mod on IIE sweetie, and declaring a penchant for having things inserted in your bottom on another thread - I just assumed.

    Don't worry - you're still "All Man (TM)" to me...
    yes it can be quite a burden to mask my studiness.Having things inserted in my bottom??Welcome to medical world of mans health.You and i and all men are heading for the two finger check up.I must confess that i dont think about my prostate all that often.Im hoping against hope it might be in my ear.Maybe Kinky might have something to help.

    Ah well,open wide West,
    Westside.

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    I cannot be too outre here, as I don't want to be banned by a button- happy mod...
    But I must say some of the word filters are worth a giggle, ie, every word used to describe a working girl, pejorative or otherwise, is word filtered to 'escort...'
    So there was a thread about 'street escorts' at one time! Classy crack 'ho's no doubt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Appoline View Post
    I cannot be too outre here, as I don't want to be banned by a button- happy mod...
    But I must say some of the word filters are worth a giggle, ie, every word used to describe a working girl, pejorative or otherwise, is word filtered to 'escort...'
    So there was a thread about 'street escorts' at one time! Classy crack 'ho's no doubt!
    here is a pic taken just last night as the mods were celebrating the banning of one Westside.

    http://www.walnettosinc.com/images/three-stooges.jpg

    And ban is apparently up in July.Oh please can i come back?Oh please,please,please.(flicks the chair out from under his ass,throws one leg up on the table,grabs the underside of his daddy bags and shouts "shiver me timbers".

    Shiver me timbers,
    Westside.

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    Default And this will be the picture in July when myself and the lads over will all be pals a

    Quote Originally Posted by Appoline View Post
    I cannot be too outre here, as I don't want to be banned by a button- happy mod...
    But I must say some of the word filters are worth a giggle, ie, every word used to describe a working girl, pejorative or otherwise, is word filtered to 'escort...'
    So there was a thread about 'street escorts' at one time! Classy crack 'ho's no doubt!
    http://www.carstensguesthouse.dk/images/men_in_bed.jpg

    Im too sexy for this pic,
    Westside

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