LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR
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Before you write a review...,please....
LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR
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Why?
Why? is it to make sure its yourself writing it?
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Yep, but Who are you...smelly asshole
It is to make sure how good looking you areOriginally Posted by pats bodyguard
.., and how nice your asshole smell
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Most escorts don't require their clients are studs!It is to make sure how good looking you are
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I can do a survey
On the sts of Cork ,i will do a survey.I can imagine it now,outside Brown Thommys on Paddies st.Most escorts don't require their clients are studs!
"Excuse me sir,im sorry to bother you but if you take a few moments to answer some survey qs ,it would be greatly apprieciated.Of course all of out surveys are carried out in the strictest of confidence."
Why of course i be glad to help out.
"Great Sir, now how often do you shower?
Every day.
"Very good Sir,do you use a soap or a wash product".
Just a soap.Cant beat it.
"Indeed you cant Sir,now Sir,let me ask you do you wash your arsehole?"
What?
"Your arsehole do you wash it?"
"Where are you going?Its only a question.No need to walk away like that.HEY YOU,YEAH YOU THE BALDING GUY WITH THE GREY SUIT.THE ONE WHO DOESNT WASH HIS ARSEHOLE.YEAH YOU,CERTIFIED SMELLY ARSEHOLE.LOOK AT THIS MAN EVERYONE.THE GUY WALKING UP PRINCES ST.HEY,HEY SMELLY?COME BACK FOR YOUR CERT.GIVE THAT GUY A WIDE BERTH PPL.DESTROYING OUR ENVIROMENT."
excuse me sir ,can i ask you some confidential qs????
Westside.
The Pine Fresh Butt Plug (c)........only the rubber man can smell his own arsehole....for everyone else, the ecologically, biologically and economically friendly pine fresh butt plug can give your anus that clean fresh mountain pine aroma and leave you confident when dropping your pants.It is to make sure how good looking you are
Use this product and your ass will pass the nose test every time.
The Pine Fresh Butt Plug (c) has not been tested on animals.....yet. However Qph is researching a modified version (XXXL) for the equine and bovine markets.
Be Kind To Your Ass and To Your Partner's Nose.
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before the client leaves..ring the garda
you have some neck ok i understand the clean ur A hole but come on now people in glass houses should not be throwing stones...........
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Sorry guys
Sorry I am having a bad day today, apologizes to all of you.
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glass houses? where?
what are you talking about?
Nosey Parker !
Just caught a whiff of this thread ! ,-------- Moral of the story goes Naomi -- "I`ts best to keep your nose out of other peoples business".ha ha ! -- don`t Poo Poo this sugestion !!
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