There are serious questions that need answering on E-I ...

[Monkeynut]

and here they are ....

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

[DaithiMac]

brilliant

[dublinky]

If punting is fun and no one gets hurt, then why is it illegal?

[ladiesman217]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

After looking at all the facts, there can only be one possible answer; Fact 1:Tarzan grew up in the jungle. Fact 2: Because of Fact 1, Tarzan doesn't know how to use razors. Fact 3:Women dont grow breads Fact 4: Men grow breads. Now after anaylising all the facts, you must agree that the only answer to this question is TARZAN IS A WOMAN!!

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No, I did not find this by typing it into google (cough)

[Monkeynut]

After looking at all the facts, there can only be one possible answer; Fact 1:Tarzan grew up in the jungle. Fact 2: Because of Fact 1, Tarzan doesn't know how to use razors. Fact 3:Women dont grow breads Fact 4: Men grow breads. Now after anaylising all the facts, you must agree that the only answer to this question is TARZAN IS A WOMAN!!

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No, I did not find this by typing it into google (cough)

You could be on to something .....

Fact 5 Tarzan had a girlfriend called Jane.

Fact 6 Because of Fact 5 Tarzan is a Lesbian .........

[ladiesman217]

You could be on to something .....

Fact 5 Tarzan had a girlfriend called Jane.

Fact 6 Because of Fact 5 Tarzan is a Lesbian .........

Fact 7: if facts 5 and 6 are indeed correct, then that turns the whole Tarzan & Jane story into a lesbian sex novel...