Simple Guide to a cleaner arse

[Experienced Punter esq]

Steps to obtain a clean backside:

Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap & a wash cloth I know wash cloths are not used by every man but they are critical to obtain a clean backside

Step 2: Once in the shower rub your wet wash cloth & bar of soap together until the wash cloth is nice & soapy

Step 3: Place the soapy wash cloth in your right hand & leave your left hand to spread your butt cheeks

Step 4: Rub the soapy wet cloth in a vertical motion back & forth over your anus all the way down to your scrotum Use the same motion u would use when sanding a block of wood or waxing your car

Step 5: If your backside is extremly hairy or u are overweight repeat steps 2 3 & 4 three times
Note: rinse cloth between washings

Step 6 The freshness test - take your index finger & rub it along your backside pressing against your crack & anus. Now place your index finger against the tip of your nose & inhale through your nostrils If u still smell ass repeat Steps 2 3 & 4 but this time u need to squat to gain better access to the smelly area

Congratulations u now have a clean backside...

[Rayden]

Sticky this thread.

[skywalker85]

Steps to obtain a clean backside:

Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap & a wash cloth I know wash cloths are not used by every man but they are critical to obtain a clean backside

Step 2: Once in the shower rub your wet wash cloth & bar of soap together until the wash cloth is nice & soapy

Step 3: Place the soapy wash cloth in your right hand & leave your left hand to spread your butt cheeks

Step 4: Rub the soapy wet cloth in a vertical motion back & forth over your anus all the way down to your scrotum Use the same motion u would use when sanding a block of wood or waxing your car

Step 5: If your backside is extremly hairy or u are overweight repeat steps 2 3 & 4 three times
Note: rinse cloth between washings

Step 6 The freshness test - take your index finger & rub it along your backside pressing against your crack & anus. Now place your index finger against the tip of your nose & inhale through your nostrils If u still smell ass repeat Steps 2 3 & 4 but this time u need to squat to gain better access to the smelly area

Congratulations u now have a clean backside...

Thanks Must try that Always cleaner and fresher when ya shave that region also, and always a lot healthier if ya use one of these

[UKHeather]

Fantastic! Thank you!

Don't forget the Groin, Balls & Cock!
And for goodness sake get that foreskin pulled back!
If it won't retract... it should! See a doctor!

[skywalker85]

Fantastic! Thank you!

Don't forget the Groin, Balls & Cock!
And for goodness sake get that foreskin pulled back!
If it won't retract... it should! See a doctor!

Thats where i like to hide my cracker barrell, never no when might come in handy

Then sometimes the girl says she hasnt eaten yet, well hav some mature cheddar on me all for free

[lovethegirls]

Steps to obtain a clean backside:

Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap & a wash cloth I know wash cloths are not used by every man but they are critical to obtain a clean backside

Step 2: Once in the shower rub your wet wash cloth & bar of soap together until the wash cloth is nice & soapy

Step 3: Place the soapy wash cloth in your right hand & leave your left hand to spread your butt cheeks

Step 4: Rub the soapy wet cloth in a vertical motion back & forth over your anus all the way down to your scrotum Use the same motion u would use when sanding a block of wood or waxing your car

Step 5: If your backside is extremly hairy or u are overweight repeat steps 2 3 & 4 three times
Note: rinse cloth between washings

Step 6 The freshness test - take your index finger & rub it along your backside pressing against your crack & anus. Now place your index finger against the tip of your nose & inhale through your nostrils If u still smell ass repeat Steps 2 3 & 4 but this time u need to squat to gain better access to the smelly area

Congratulations u now have a clean backside...

Now Ladies print it out and hang it up on your bathroom door

[UKHeather]

Thats where i like to hide my cracker barrell, never no when might come in handy

Then sometimes the girl says she hasnt eaten yet, well hav some mature cheddar on me all for free

Thanks for that!

[skywalker85]

Thanks for that!

Anything for you my Dear

[UKHeather]

Anything for you my Dear

Really? Give it a scrub!

[skywalker85]

Now Ladies print it out and hang it up on your bathroom door

or they could copy n paste it for there escort page as im sure not everyone goes to or looks at the bathroom door when they arrive too busy looking at the Beauty infront of them