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Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boringand the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.
Kenton (13-07-15), The dirt bird (13-07-15)
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I don't think I could pot brown in a ladies toilet, fair play to any man who couldOriginally Posted by Walshie
Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring
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ana massage (13-07-15), Ladyvonteese (13-07-15)
you got to relax those muscles kenton,,,,,,,, or just picture you're at home
You do realise that reading a magazine on the toilet is eating into your time. Ten mins goes by in a flash when I'm reading on my phone at work, even longer when at home lol
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Right that is it, your not coming to mine! poo before you go to a ladies place honey not during. And do be leaving skid marks on the bed either. Lol
Ok imagine, you go to see a lady and she opens the door after just doing a poo and you get a big wif of her poo left overs as you enter. Not good either from a client or escort.
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Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring
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Im trying to decide which would be a bigger mood killer for a lady, a client taking a shit in her toilet or a client going for a piss.. after they have showered.. actually taking a shit after he has showered is probably worse
and some guys wonder why the appointment didn't go well, double
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Even worse is when someone takes a shower (regardless of when and where they poo honey) and one is left with skid marks, there is just no rime or reason for this either.
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Im trying to decide which would be a bigger mood killer for a lady, a client taking a shit in her toilet or a client going for a piss.. after they have showered.. actually taking a shit after he has showered is probably worse
and some guys wonder why the appointment didn't go well, double
Now in London check out my new photos, over 200 free to view
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Fuck sake... use your imagination... Play a game on your phone or something...Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring
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Only works if its ensuite... I suppose you could ask her to sit on the bath tub. Great opportunity to get acquainted...If its the en-suite just leave the door open and you can chat to the lady while she's patiently awaiting her stud muffins return.
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At an appointment once and the girl blamed her cat for the smell, no fucking way was it from her cat but didn't think a girl so stunning looking could produce such a smell!!
Really freaked me out tbh
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