Naked restaurant

**f1 away** · 07-07-16, 04:30

I see there might be a naked restaurant open in Dublin soon. You have to take off all your clothes in side the front door .they measure you and weight you before letting you in and give you paper underwear to cover
The little bit

**lildick** · 07-07-16, 08:15

Originally Posted by f1 away

I see there might be a naked restaurant open in Dublin soon. You have to take off all your clothes in side the front door .they measure you and weight you before letting you in and give you paper underwear to cover
The little bit

Less of the "Little Bit" please. ��

**Best Before** · 07-07-16, 08:42

What's the bets it's going to be like the nudist beaches and full of saggy boobs and equally saggy...

**philipkntz** · 07-07-16, 09:11

Originally Posted by Best Before

What's the bets it's going to be like the nudist beaches and full of saggy boobs and equally saggy...

You mean full of real people.

**nitram** · 07-07-16, 09:15

I went into a topless bar in the 80' only to find a skinny guy behind the counter naked from the waist up. Being the nosy type I ordered a drink and asked about his state of dress, he replied in a thick cockney accent 'I've one barmaid on a sickie and the other one's her break and because if the fooking Trade Description Act I'm standing here like a Fooking Dick'. Shortly after this the barmaid returned to work from her break, took off her top and Mr Skinny put on his shirt accompanied by laughter from many of the customers and the puzzled look on the Barmaid's face was priceless.

**funlover12** · 07-07-16, 09:35

Originally Posted by f1 away

I see there might be a naked restaurant open in Dublin soon. You have to take off all your clothes in side the front door .they measure you and weight you before letting you in and give you paper underwear to cover
The little bit

so naked without being naked then
lightweights

**alcatel** · 07-07-16, 10:21

Originally Posted by f1 away

I see there might be a naked restaurant open in Dublin soon. You have to take off all your clothes in side the front door .they measure you and weight you before letting you in and give you paper underwear to cover
The little bit

Fuck the little bit of paper.

Irish prudes.

I only want to read a paper while waiting on the entrees.

**f1 away** · 07-07-16, 10:33

Originally Posted by SophieX

I can see that one taking off ....

I wonder what sort of chairs

**funlover12** · 07-07-16, 10:44

Originally Posted by f1 away

I wonder what sort of chairs

the sort with wheels on them innit

**Irisherin27** · 07-07-16, 10:52

:Ah only in ireland would ya have to cover the fun bits

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