Some Ideas

[magicalman9357]

Places to have sex

On a porch swing.
Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.
In the weight room at your gym.
In your not-yet-finished new build house.
On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.
On a pool table.
On top of the washer... while it's running.
On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.
On a secluded island beach.
In the backyard under the stars.
In the woods after it rains.
On a motorcycle.
In a public restroom.
In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!
On a train in the middle of the night.

Source: Romance Stuck

[dr love]

Places to have sex

On a porch swing.
Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.
In the weight room at your gym.
In your not-yet-finished new build house.
On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.
On a pool table.
On top of the washer... while it's running.
On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.
On a secluded island beach.
In the backyard under the stars.
In the woods after it rains.
On a motorcycle.
In a public restroom.
In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!
On a train in the middle of the night.

Source: Romance Stuck

on the beach in moonlight and the waves smashing of your ass pure bliss.doc;

[dannyboy10]

Shark diving cage!.............


At that time of the month!

[Violette]

Then let me ruin it for you:

On a porch swing.-To be discovered by the neighbors children
Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.-Where you scare the bats living there, and they all shit on you at the same time
In the weight room at your gym.-To have the weights fall on your toe
In your not-yet-finished new build house.-Unfinished for a reason, you fall through the floor to discover a graveyard of skeletons in the waterlogged basement you didn't know you had
On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.-Not so deserted, you are caught on Google cam
On a pool table.Which crashes waking up the entire household.
On top of the washer... while it's running.Thusly finishing off the machine, the relationship, and the wash
On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.Where embers fly out and burn you right on the balls
On a secluded island beach.And sand gets everwhere
In the backyard under the stars.In a pile of the neighbors great dane's poop
In the woods after it rains.On just enough of an incline to slide several hundred meters down a hill
On a motorcycle.Which doesn't belong to you, falls over and damages the antique marble floor
In a public restroom.And you catch pubic lice
In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!Setting off the smoke alarm, are arrested and handcuffed to your chair for the rest of the 14 hour flight
On a train in the middle of the night.To be discovered by the entire car, when the lights come on for an emergency

[oneeyedreilly]

What's wrong with a good old fashioned bed!

[dannyboy10]

Then let me ruin it for you:

On a porch swing.-To be discovered by the neighbors children
Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.-Where you scare the bats living there, and they all shit on you at the same time
In the weight room at your gym.-To have the weights fall on your toe
In your not-yet-finished new build house.-Unfinished for a reason, you fall through the floor to discover a graveyard of skeletons in the waterlogged basement you didn't know you had
On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.-Not so deserted, you are caught on Google cam
On a pool table.Which crashes waking up the entire household.
On top of the washer... while it's running.Thusly finishing off the machine, the relationship, and the wash
On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.Where embers fly out and burn you right on the balls
On a secluded island beach.And sand gets everwhere
In the backyard under the stars.In a pile of the neighbors great dane's poop
In the woods after it rains.On just enough of an incline to slide several hundred meters down a hill
On a motorcycle.Which doesn't belong to you, falls over and damages the antique marble floor
In a public restroom.And you catch pubic lice
In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!Setting off the smoke alarm, are arrested and handcuffed to your chair for the rest of the 14 hour flight
On a train in the middle of the night.To be discovered by the entire car, when the lights come on for an emergency

My God Violette, you have been unlucky!

Maybe you should just try a bed!

[magicalman9357]

Then let me ruin it for you:

On a porch swing.-To be discovered by the neighbors children
Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.-Where you scare the bats living there, and they all shit on you at the same time
In the weight room at your gym.-To have the weights fall on your toe
In your not-yet-finished new build house.-Unfinished for a reason, you fall through the floor to discover a graveyard of skeletons in the waterlogged basement you didn't know you had
On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.-Not so deserted, you are caught on Google cam
On a pool table.Which crashes waking up the entire household.
On top of the washer... while it's running.Thusly finishing off the machine, the relationship, and the wash
On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.Where embers fly out and burn you right on the balls
On a secluded island beach.And sand gets everwhere
In the backyard under the stars.In a pile of the neighbors great dane's poop
In the woods after it rains.On just enough of an incline to slide several hundred meters down a hill
On a motorcycle.Which doesn't belong to you, falls over and damages the antique marble floor
In a public restroom.And you catch pubic lice
In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!Setting off the smoke alarm, are arrested and handcuffed to your chair for the rest of the 14 hour flight
On a train in the middle of the night.To be discovered by the entire car, when the lights come on for an emergency

brilliant!

[Lucy Chambers]

Then let me ruin it for you:

On a porch swing.-To be discovered by the neighbors children Who run around for the next ten years saying 'EWW' when they see you.
Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.-Where you scare the bats living there, and they all shit on you at the same time And then the tide comes in
In the weight room at your gym.-To have the weights fall on your toeAnd smashes the floor
In your not-yet-finished new build house.-Unfinished for a reason, you fall through the floor to discover a graveyard of skeletons in the waterlogged basement you didn't know you had And then the surveyor and rigging crew turn up
On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.-Not so deserted, you are caught on Google cam
On a pool table.Which crashes waking up the entire household.
On top of the washer... while it's running.Thusly finishing off the machine, the relationship, and the wash And the police
On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.Where embers fly out and burn you right on the balls Sparking a fire on the rug
On a secluded island beach.And sand gets everwhere Not to mention sandflies
In the backyard under the stars.In a pile of the neighbors great dane's poop Refer to neighbours children
In the woods after it rains.On just enough of an incline to slide several hundred meters down a hillBreaking your leg in several places
On a motorcycle.Which doesn't belong to you, falls over and damages the antique marble floor And then breaks your toe
In a public restroom.And you catch pubic liceAnd get reported to the police
In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!Setting off the smoke alarm, are arrested and handcuffed to your chair for the rest of the 14 hour flight Just have a fag, its less embarassing
On a train in the middle of the night.To be discovered by the entire car, when the lights come on for an emergencyAlso mind out for the jolts.

I did the health and safety version for you

[Monkeynut]

I feel Violette is a positive, forward thinking, glass half full type of girl .....

[Violette]

I feel Violette is a positive, forward thinking, glass half full type of girl .....

I work with men and don't suffer from that fugue state most men fall into when they get horny and these stupid ideas about romantic places to make love take hold. It is amazing the things that can be done in a bed, in chairs, on the counter top in the kitchen, the sofa, god yes! Why introduce, lice, sand flies, and mud slides into the equation. If a be has become boring, you ain't using it in the right way.