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I keep wondering was Joseph the most gullible (or most stupid) man ever? I mean - just imagine the conversation:

Mary: 'Er Joseph... I have something to tell you'.

Joseph 'Yes my darling'.
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How better would the world be without any form of religion?

This just as powerful: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L1xvdZMC10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97jkrs7IiMk - my best mate was found dead in his house a few weeks ago. Hung himself. Such a sad tragic loss.

Welcome back :)

Nice one Frank:

Here's another one :- Built on the first level of the Eiffel Tower, where would you go to have a meal in La Restaurant de la Tour Eiffel?

5 guys leave a church together. Tis lashing rain and none of them has an umbrella. One guy stays dry - how?

Welcome Lara. As a newbie here I think you should buy us all a pint. I think tis only fair. :)

One porn movie I saw was a ghost story. Movie starts with husband in wife in bed asleep. Then we see a naked ghost appear on the stairs and he walks in to the bedroom.
Wife wakes up and she starts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

Unreal. Just show that any dogma - be it religious, ideological, environmental, social etc - that goes to any sort of extreme is highly dangerous.

I think scientists should first try and find intelligent life in Kerry :)

Ciara - Can I have your email address please ? :)

Just for sending cock those moments I am not sober :)

xxxxx

Ciara - do you have tit pics on your phone?

Ciara - I would send you a pic of my cock but I would not want you dying from laughter :)

I think Mark Twain had it right when he described golf as a good walk spoiled.

Amina - you are on my list too xxx

I have some mates up the North way who had an apartment in Murcia. Before the recession hit we used to head there for a week every August.

Basically we would get a taxi from the airport, dump our...

I saw another one on Facebook saying something like 'so you have 1 nuclear bomb & you want to wage nuclear war on America who has been making them for 50 years?'

Interesting.

I am on my way!!!!!!!!!

I suppose a sexy dress - to allow the imagination to kick in to gear :)

I say to people 'I have a twin sister and we are not a bit alike. She is funny, good looking and intelligent.'

I am going to take my time on this - if anyone needs me I will be right here :)

I think my bank balance is having a two hour special on the Horror Channel tonight :)