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  1. Thread: depression

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    Harry my favorite dirty san fran cop you know I...

    Harry my favorite dirty san fran cop you know I am an old woman and I thought i'd crock before i got through 16 pages of this but you will always find a chair next to my bed in the old folks home,...
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    All referalls that you youngin's can't handle...

    All referalls that you youngin's can't handle gratefully accepted but its true what elle said, its less bovver wiv a hovver :D
  3. Thread: Leah?

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    depends, question you gotta ask yourself is did I...

    depends, question you gotta ask yourself is did I eat 5 grapes or did I eat 6 ? as this piece will blow your head clean off.................. so do yeah feel lucky punk! ! ! !...
  4. Thread: Leah?

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    Natural gas is naturally odourless, I just add a...

    Natural gas is naturally odourless, I just add a little something to my meals on wheels dinner just for you (for safety reasons)....................hunched backed bstard:D:D:D:Dlol
  5. Thread: Leah?

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    this place can be laxative enough at times,...

    this place can be laxative enough at times, grapes tend to give me gas but on my pension that keeps the chill from me bones in the winter
  6. Thread: Leah?

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    That'll be one bag of grapes...

    That'll be one bag of grapes please....................................................................washed :D
  7. Thread: Leah?

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    Thats very kind harry but since you put your back...

    Thats very kind harry but since you put your back out I know your two new great loves will always come before me

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    i dunno but for some...
  8. Thread: Leah?

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    don't think so, look at my brand new friend :)...

    don't think so, look at my brand new friend :) Always wanted a Grandaughter... ole auntie P never found the right man :(
  9. Thread: Leah?

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    did you ever think of fixing the back ? it might...

    did you ever think of fixing the back ? it might do the same or you

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  10. Thread: Leah?

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    sorry f man thought you wanted a dom session. see...

    sorry f man thought you wanted a dom session. see you after the match

    come on Chelsea!!!
  11. Thread: Leah?

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    u shoulda gone to spunksavers after straining the...

    u shoulda gone to spunksavers after straining the groin wanking off to an old woman :p
  12. Thread: Leah?

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    yoz are as senile as me, it was not her thread to...

    yoz are as senile as me, it was not her thread to start with
  13. Thread: Leah?

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    I just double checked seems she was a little...

    I just double checked seems she was a little groggy from her meds and yes she misheard, have to take her there now for a walk so me and betty are gonna have to blow you two off :p unless you can wait...
  14. Thread: Leah?

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    so thats a bad back and ruptured sack double...

    so thats a bad back and ruptured sack double booking ? ffs lads I get that here day in day out. :( I am after waking betty and asked her would she like to go down on forrest and her eyes lite up and...
  15. Thread: Leah?

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    the years have not been as kind on betty as they...

    the years have not been as kind on betty as they have on me but if your game i'll give er a nudge and she how shes fixed.
  16. Thread: Leah?

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    tell ye what lads seein as harry is half the man...

    tell ye what lads seein as harry is half the man he was and the FA cup is on today so the TV room will be packed we will have the dorm all to our self apart from betty at the end but her sights not...
  17. Thread: Leah?

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    uhhhh ! ! ! whos a moaning minnie today ? its all...

    uhhhh ! ! ! whos a moaning minnie today ? its all open plan here babe, we have no secrets in onefoot retirement home, no need as we forget whats happened five minutes ago
  18. Thread: Leah?

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    don't bruise them now, I want them in tip top...

    don't bruise them now, I want them in tip top condition or no dice or vice, don't worry about having a shower, you can have a bed bath with the rest of the lads in the male dorm, Henry the nurse is...
  19. Thread: Leah?

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    They better be juicy, and the same size and if I...

    They better be juicy, and the same size and if I find even a hint of seed in my mouth you are going on my bad list sonny. oh and you have to wash them first.
  20. Thread: Leah?

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    Well I do hun so bring something hard like cash...

    Well I do hun so bring something hard like cash or these teeth stay in. My hip replacement won't pay for itself you know.

    Will accept grapes but like myself I like them seedless.
  21. Thread: Leah?

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    are we talking biz or pleasure hun ? I don't do...

    are we talking biz or pleasure hun ? I don't do sympathy shags.
  22. Thread: Leah?

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    I get this a lot as well so just to clear things...

    I get this a lot as well so just to clear things up

    Age = I was 69 last. . . . . . . . . . . . . . god can't remember, old age is a b atch ain't it ?

    Nationality = Like Leah born in Ireland but...
  23. Thread: New members

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    dont need your love harry but could do with a...

    dont need your love harry but could do with a shove. the old man made a balls of parking the car again.

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  24. Thread: New members

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    How very dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    How very dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  25. Thread: New members

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    How very dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    How very dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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